What is wrong with this picture

What is wrong with this picture

The filename.

A lot. first is the can of Bud. Second is the fact that this board is composed of a standard red apple and some sharp cheddar cheese cut from a Cracker Barrel block. The salami was probably bought at Kroger or some other grocery deli counter.

That's just the stuff that's there. The stuff that isn't there is just as telling.

cheap pre-sliced salami

Oh salami, so thats what that is, I thought they were making some kind of weird hamburger, looked like parties to me.

I meant patties*

This^ is why I hate myself

dude
what

is that fucking butter on the up left corner

I say there's nothing wrong with that. It looks like a nice snack prepared and eaten at home. If that were served to me in a restaurant then I might have a problem with it.

Just picked up some iberico chorizo and it's off the hook

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No mustard.

The pieces of innocent sentient beings who were slaughtered needlessly at the cost of way too many resources.

Animal products

Swap the bud for port
Need some crackers

The lighting.

I too feel the souls of wheat cry out when i eat crackers and bread.

It's haunting user.

>Crunch
>Wheaaaaaa!
>Crunch, crunch, crunch, gulp

Missing grapes, crackers and glass white wine.

you're not gonna comment on the red apple being a red delicious?

red fuckin disgusting apple is what's wrong

Garbage beer. No crackers.

OP here - I don't care for wine but while eating locally produced smoked cheddar and some store bought smoked Gouda I took a sip of that Bud and said "fuck this is terrible I would really appreciate a bottle of red"

>white wine with cheese
>not red wine with cheese
holy shit im triggered

Budweiser.... Fucking shit beer..

The shitty beer sold by a terrible european company

Fair play boss...

>presliced salami
a log is cheaper and thicker cuts are more desireable for snacking, the thin slices are for sandwiches

>red apple
granny smith bruh

>cheese selection
where's the fresh mozz?

also you're missing some kind of cracker/crusty bread

not to mention the fact that a wine would go better with it than a beer

I see two things

First and most disgustingly wrong, is Budweiser. pisswater

Second is your meat and apple to cheese ratio. You need more apple and slices of meat if you're going to have that much cheese. You probably shouldn't eat all that cheese anyway, but at least it pair it with something

if you're not a big wine fan, try it with some wheat beer sometime

>not to mention the fact that a wine would go better with it than a beer
Plenty of beer would go great with it, but not a shitty lager

I like wheat beer, I'll have a go

>sliced butter
>no bread
>shittily cut apples
Dayme son, those are some flat, flat patties.