Your most strangest combinations of food under the influence

I put soy sauce from sushi fish on pizza

What if food is scarce due to spending money on drugs?

For me it's Turkey and Peanut Butter, only sober experiences with it though. I still find it excellent

Sriracha and banana
Didnt go well

Ice cream and Ritz crackers.

Leftover cassoulet with white chocolate melted over it.

One time I made a christmas left overs sandwich

king crab
prime grade ribeye roast
black truffle brie
on a sub roll

All of it was cold

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One slice of white bread, layer of cream cheese, two thin slices of cured sausage meat.

[spoiler]I don't drink alcohol.[/spoiler]

Bovril and chunky peanut butter on toast is great sober or on whatever.

I would cook two Totinos pizzas and invert one on top of the other.

I took Ambien back in college to sleep.

My roommate caught me waking up in the middle of the night. I made a bearnaise sauce from scratch. I poured it into a cup o' noodles I heated in the microwave.

He said the sauce was really great.

Once used my fingers to dig wheel cheese that was still solidifying in the container.

Once I was really slammed and had a pot of chili in the fridge. I started heating it up and had the most retarded idea, I added fucking beans to it. Even in my drunken state, I realized I fucked up.

>ice cream and cereal
Hardly unheard of.

>sausage, britshit, and eggs wrap
Literally a restaurant menu item.

Absolute madman

Spaghetti bolognese topped with pork scratchings.

Raided the leftovers after a Brownie and ended up eating spicy curry over pesto pasta salad. Shit was weird, but kinda good.

adding mayonnaise...to everything...even mayonnaise with mustard with more mayonnaise.

Drained ramen noodles, hoisin sauce, and a bit of brown sugar. Damn you, Peter

drained ramen in a lemon garlic maple syrup sauce

doesn't sound that bad desu

Honey bunches of oats: almond edition along with bits of peanut butter added after the milk is poured

Pretty sure I ate wet cat food while drunk once. Thought it was the right time.

Sober now

Wanted to make tacos but was out of meat so I substituted meat with mushrooms. Even the alcohol couldn't save that meal.

A scrabbled egg and soy sauce on a hotdog

A sandwich made with turkey, pesto pasta, and crunchy cheetos

I've done this.

Another thing I do is put shredded cheddar and La Victoria taco sauce in a tortilla and eat it without melting the cheese.

King crab on Xmas?

>not knowing how to season/cook mushrooms
>being this retarded

I cooked and seasoned them buddo. Even then they're a poor substitution.

Shut the fuck up

scrambled eggs made in a pan that previously had chili made in it. cap fell off red pepper powder as i was shaking it in.

so red pepper chilibac eggs. wasn't bad, until the next morning beer shits hit. then it was pretty bad. really bad.

I don't drink, but let me tell you a story about my father. A little background:

>Father is functioning alcoholic, manages to hold a job while getting blackout wasted nightly
>Mom used to work late on Sunday nights when my brother and I were in grade school
>Drunk guy in charge of two kids...things start getting interesting

The most memorable one was when we got takeaway Japanese. Later that night, I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water since I couldn't sleep, and found my father making the following unholy concoction:

>leftover Tex-Mexican chicken fajita strips from like two nights ago
>wasabi
>soy sauce
>salt
>El Yucateco green sauce
>and this is wrapped in a buttermilk pancake left from Saturday morning

And yes, it smelled as awful as it sounds.

>eating while tripping

fucking how. the mere thought of food makes me feel nauseous when I'm tripping

I took some rye toast and fried it in the vegetable oil from a can of sprats

then fried the sprats with worchestershire, hotsauce and onion until they were crispy, put them on the bread

finally, I fried up eggs and put them on top.

serve with vodka and pickles

ate 2 big bowls of musli with milk and 6 cups of protein shake

hard to beat that C'hcoag style

I always do this. Or rather, I fold one pizza in half and eat it like a taco.

>Shitty instant noodles with microwaved supermarket cordon bleu
>Crunched a pack of crackers into crumbles on a soup dish, added hot milk and cinnamon, ate it as a plate of soup
>Microwaving a bowl of ketchup and sodium dust, aka prepacked shredded cheese
>I once considered doing that sweet ramen recipe, but fortunately was too drunk to do it AND I hadn't something like 2/3 of the ingredients, including the ramen
>A can of tuna, undrained, with about a teacup's worth of vinegar and a few (whole) black peppercorns
>Two whole oranges. As in, EVERYTHING, including peel, albedo and seeds
>Grapes and mustard
>Grits with mayo and hotdogs

Boiled potatoes and carrots. I didn't add anything at all except maybe a pinch of salt. They had no flavor and weren't even fully cooked.

Jamie Oliver said try cheese, honey and coffee together. It was actually not too bad.

I make cheese and ketchup sandwiches on the regular also.

>Go to mcdonald shitfaced
> Yelling my order from the back passanger seat window
>Mcchicken
>Jalapenos
>grilled onions
>Dehydrated onions
>slivered onions
>Pickles
>No mayo
>add sweet chili
>add mustard
>add tomato
>add southwest mix
>add salad blend
>add garlic sauce
>add bacon

It was the best thing ive ever eaten

rich mans po boy quite literally

>corn tortillas
>hot dogs
>mayo

all wrapped up together... yeah

>absolutely mashed up
>starving but not much money
>decide to cook a pizza
>load frozen pizza with chunks of mushroom, cooked chicken breast, green peppers
>think about how good satay chicken is
>add peanut butter, fish sauce and chilli peppers to the pizza
>put it in the oven and eat cold pilchards in bread while waiting
>top cooked pizza with memeracha and cilantro

The lingering tomato laden pilchard taste with the sweet, fish sauce infused pizza was bizarrely delicious

dry dog food and marshmallow fluff

corned beef hash mixed with salsa, eaten with tortilla chips.

I mixed meatballs in marinara sauce with chili cheese Fritos once.