>spend 2 hours cooking
>eat alone
Spend 2 hours cooking
Own a king size bed, sleep alone.
Own a 5 seat car, drive alone.
Own a 3 bedroom home, live alone.
Sitting on a 3 seater couch, alone
At least you get to experiment without taking others' tastes into account.
Except for the bed (it's a queen size) and the car (I own a motorbike) it's pretty much like it.
are you also 26?
I'm but yeah, 27 in june.
eh, if you own a home at 26, you're doing something right and will be just fine
I'm 33
At least you're not broke nigga.
>smoke a brisket for 15 hours
>eat alone
feels gud man
a whole brisket?
you must be fat
lasts more than 1 sitting user
>fridge roast
k
>spend 3 hours cooking
>eat it all in 5 minutes
>Cook for three hours
>start to eat alone
>get a third of the way through
>become disgusted by myself
>flush the food down the toilet
>purge 20 minutes later
>Go for an hour or two run
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
>gf cooks
>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
>too lazy to cook myself
what did you have for dessert?
Nothing
> No conversation
> No noise
> Nobody badgering you or getting in the way while you cook
Sounds good to me.
>his gf doesn't make dessert
>eating dessert
I stopped doing this after elementary school.
>Implying I'd want my gf who can't cook to ruin my favorite desserts
i dont see the relation of one to the other. you can perfectly make simple sandwiches to share or cook for yourself a nice recipe.
what's the problem with that?
I really enjoy cooking for myself.
In fact I would hate to cook for others. Why should I do the work for them?
I hope you get to enjoy your XXL-sized family grave by yourself.
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>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
This fucks with me so much.
>everyone says I'm a good cook
>everyone loves my food
>I hate it
>either my taste buds are fucked or everyone lies to me to make me feel better
MGTOW niggas
what's the diff between a king and a queen size bed?
King is larger.