Spend 2 hours cooking

>spend 2 hours cooking
>eat alone

Own a king size bed, sleep alone.

Own a 5 seat car, drive alone.

Own a 3 bedroom home, live alone.

Sitting on a 3 seater couch, alone

At least you get to experiment without taking others' tastes into account.

Except for the bed (it's a queen size) and the car (I own a motorbike) it's pretty much like it.

are you also 26?

I'm but yeah, 27 in june.

eh, if you own a home at 26, you're doing something right and will be just fine

I'm 33

At least you're not broke nigga.

>smoke a brisket for 15 hours
>eat alone

feels gud man

a whole brisket?

you must be fat

lasts more than 1 sitting user

>fridge roast

k

>spend 3 hours cooking
>eat it all in 5 minutes

>Cook for three hours
>start to eat alone
>get a third of the way through
>become disgusted by myself
>flush the food down the toilet
>purge 20 minutes later
>Go for an hour or two run

What have I become, my sweetest friend?

>gf cooks
>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
>too lazy to cook myself

what did you have for dessert?

Nothing

> No conversation
> No noise
> Nobody badgering you or getting in the way while you cook

Sounds good to me.

>his gf doesn't make dessert

>eating dessert
I stopped doing this after elementary school.

>Implying I'd want my gf who can't cook to ruin my favorite desserts

i dont see the relation of one to the other. you can perfectly make simple sandwiches to share or cook for yourself a nice recipe.

what's the problem with that?
I really enjoy cooking for myself.

In fact I would hate to cook for others. Why should I do the work for them?

I hope you get to enjoy your XXL-sized family grave by yourself.

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>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
This fucks with me so much.

>everyone says I'm a good cook
>everyone loves my food
>I hate it
>either my taste buds are fucked or everyone lies to me to make me feel better

MGTOW niggas

what's the diff between a king and a queen size bed?

King is larger.