Do any of you fucks even cook? Look what I whipped up for dinner in just a few minutes...

Do any of you fucks even cook? Look what I whipped up for dinner in just a few minutes. You losers can't even touch my mastery of herbs and spices. Enjoy your pathetic little frozen pizzas :)

Hair pasta is pretty good, well done OP.

mommy cooked me a steak earlier it is now in my tummy gotta say it was yummy

>google image search

if you're going to shitpost, at least give us some good ol' OC shit posting...

Hey OP, you seem like a huge faggot, so how about I spice up your thread with some content?

>tfw I would have completely no fucking clue how to cook that meat

Enlighten me.

I don't know either. My ex girlfriend imparted it to me when she moved. I'm going to try to braise it

I FUCKING HATE REVERSE IMAGE SEARCHING.

Google needs to take that shit down, it's making it harder to troll and making idiots think they're smart.

Here goes

It's cleaned up half the sauce threads ever since it came around. Problem is not enough people know it exists.

Also, you could try upping your shitposting game, faggot.

What cut is that? Shank?

Hock. Seems like something you'd braise

Ginger, red chili paste, and a little brown sugar

the pig version, yes

Dark soy, rice vinegar, pepper, stock

Who makes your dutch oven? The walls look thick as everloving fuck.

Mom bought me an Emeril brand one last Christmas. No idea how much it goes for, but it's super nice, heavy as fuck.

Ah, so I guess it just looks nice. I've heard bad things about that enamel and how evenly they cook. Not trying to shit on what you've got. Thanks bro.

I was pretty sure enamel were just big cast iron pots, why'd that be bad?

Is that a Chicago deep dish soup OP??

It isn't bad that it is enamel-- I could see that right away. The Emeril line is kind of known for having shitty quality enamel that chips way easier than say, Le Crueset or even Lodge. Treat your fine and it should be good, but I am not interested in purchasing one. Looks very nice, though.

You need to kill yourself.

Made chili since I'm lame af

I made it even more lame by putting it into a crockpot. That way I could keep it warm all night, if I'm lucky it'll taste good tomorrow. That's when I added a couple of shots of Crown. I don't know why but it really makes a difference for chili

>I HATE EASY RESEARCH TOOLS
please kill yourself

Hocks are done. I think they came out well. Too bad I already ate all my sides waiting for this

Give it time, you'll come to love it. It's not advanced enough yet, but eventually it will help you find pornstars who look similar to your crush.

>it will help you find pornstars who look similar to your crush.

this is truly a golden age

thanks for the OC keep going

>it will help you find pornstars who look similar to your crush
Teach me your ways master