Brit here visiting the states. We stopped at a place called PIZZA HUT

Brit here visiting the states. We stopped at a place called PIZZA HUT.
Are u fucking kidding me Americans?

You have 650 pizza huts in britcuckistan, stop playing.

Weak bait/10

>implying you don't have pizza hut in the UK
shit bait

>be French
>visit America
>don't eat the entire time I am there because it's all shit
>like it tastes like shit
>americans eat shit on a daily basis.

We are not kidding you. Our pizza really is that good.

>Implying the french have any decent cuisine

Pizza hut introduced rednecks and whitebreads to pizza. It's more Southern and Midwestern than it is Italian American. Utter shit.

What you don't like butter on your butter?

I prefer my butter on the side, so I can control the amount of butter I add to my butter

Fuck off, we have loads of Pizza huts in the UK.

Just put Heinz baked beans, Marmite and some HP sauce on it. You'll like it in no time at all.

>visit the US
>order a pizza
>'what toppings would you like sir?'
>'Hmm just give me the regular stuff, you know what regular Americans order'
>OK sir that would be $99 plus tip
>Go fetch my order
>Pizza has at least 4 kinds of meat on it
>Looks like someone ate cheese and barfed a sticky yellow goo over the dough
>Dough looks like out of the freezer pizza
>Crust is suspiciously thick, an orange agent is oozing out of it
>'sir, don't forget your sides!'
>I receive a box full of deep fried stuff with a red sauce on it, the whole thing had a strong MSG smell
>I tip the sides guy
>'sir! Here are your complimentary breadsticks'
>Same guy is holding a greasy brown paper bag that reeked of garlic and an unidentified foul smell on one hand, the other hand is empty, obviously waiting for another tip.
>As I'm leaving I throw the whole $200(tips included) mess in the nearest trash bin and live off candy, which is actually quite decent, for a week.

Never again.

>MSG smell
kek

>classic image.jpg

>american candy
>decent
I bet you like their vomit chocolate too

Ah-HA! Nice try, my foolish friend. This time it was image.png! How will you ever live with yourself, having had this grave mishap?

Pizza Hut is god tier if you get the bacon stuffed crust

then it's not actually god tier pizza
it's god tier crust
which it isn't, because it needs bacon to fix it

Nope, that's just bullshit.

Flyover confirmed

Former pizza hut manager here. That is actually the worst type of crust you can get. Not even the fattiest of the fats order it.

That bacon flavour is absolutely disgusting and tastes nothing like bacon should taste. Now Domino's hotdog and mustard stuffed crust, that shit is good.

I got it because I was curious after seeing the ads. It's okay if you like stuffed crust. Adds a bit of bacony flavor, but it still pretty much just tastes like stuffed crust.

I laughed so hard the neighbors banged on the wall

was it Chicago Style, op? if not, it wasnt real American

That's a regular flat pizza, that's where you fucked up son.

round table pizza is best chain pizza you can get