Cucumber water has to be the most refreshing drink in the world. I can't drink plain tap water anymore

I agree but I think it tastes better when it's in a big tank. the flavor is just that little bit stronger that makes it worth it.
Plus not having to pick out cucumbers and dip them in is nice. You do have to make sure you keep the tank cool though, but I drink like a gallon or three a day so it's not a big deal.

what is the recipe?

Lemon+cucumber+mint water master-race reporting in

cucumber water only for customers

I'll be an important lawyer one day, you'll see.

why does cucumber water fit so perfectly into the aesthetic of that show?

how do they make holy water?

take tap water and boil the hell out of it

I'm not sure, but I want some now.

Kek

is it gluten free?

Water blessed by a priest I think.

so he pisses in it?

was in a bar the other week that served this to every table whenever anyone sat down. hadn't had it before, it was far more amazing than it should have been. turns out i fucking love cucumber water.

The cucumber accents the water in such a way.

>Cut up 3 cumbs and shove into 1 liter of water
>cool
>pour myself some
>tastes like regular water, with an extremely slightly hint of cucumber
>use the rest to water my flowers

Fuck this meme drink

Cucumber is such a shit tier vegetable, it contains barely any nutrients, is 95% water and doesn't even taste good.

You might as well just put more water in your water and have a glass of water water.

>not juicing the cucumber
>not drinking pickle juice
why?

>drinking meme water

This.

>memeing drink water

cucumber is great and refreshing
go fuck yourself

just give it another 5% and make it water

>not drinking celery water

he cums in it

Cucumber does absolutely nothing to water you placebo memers

One time I put fucking strawberries in water for about a week and even that hardly tasted like anything, cucumber water is NOTHING

add slice of ginger next time. thank me later senpai

>ice
>water
>3 packets of aspartame
>2 teaspoons of vanilla extract

bretty gud drink.

underrated

Seek medical assistance

>“The cucumber accents the water in such a way that–“

Around the time of celebration of the Magi, the priest says the holy words and drops some salt into a water canister.

>drinking anything

youre in chronic dehydration and thats not gonna fix it.

Lemon water bro

lmfao

That better be organic and well-scrubbed cucumber you're using otherwise you're just drinking pesticides and fertilizer. toplel

Does it taste like cucumber?

Cucumber is the only food that makes me gag, i cant even eat anything its been in contact with

>3 packets of aspartame

I don't drink cucumber watr for the same reason I don't drink take-out coffee through the lid. Disgruntled coffe workers piss on the lids at night and the pee dries by morning. Likewise I'm pretty sure anybody who works someplace where they sell cucumber water have shoved a few of those cucumbers up their rectums before slicing them up for the water.

I drink tap water exclusively.

>Cucumber is the only food that makes me gag
Stop trying to blow the cucumbers m8, they're not cocks.

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Done me