What do flyovers eat?

What do flyovers eat?

the same stuff you eat except its cheaper for them to buy it

Campers from NYC that get lost in the woods.

I would think corn flakes for breakfast.

What's a flyover?

95% of America. People from New York, Florida, and California thinks it's funny.

Mostly high fructose corn syrup, propylene glycol, maltodextrin, fd&c yellow no. 5, and partially dehydrogenated corn oil (as GMO as technologically possible while still being scientifically possible to be called corn, which, since science is literally whatever Monsanto says it is, basically includes soy, seaweed, flesh eating bacteria, and parts of the source code for Microsoft Bob randomly expressed as base pairs)

Doesn't sound very funny, is this what passes for humor on the coasts?

It wouldn't sound funny to a flyover like you.

Breakfast: cereal in lowfat milk, orange juice and a cup of weak coffee
Lunch: turkey sandwich, diet soda
Dinner: frozen heat and eat meal with salad from a bag drenched in ranch dressing, usually with a diet soda or a glass of lowfat milk

Generally calorie-rich food, since they spend their time doing actual physical work, unlike coastal parasites.

new york outside of the city is very flyover
t.lived upstate

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Kill yourself, you fucking faggot

A road that's raised over the surroundings, usually for a second, slower road to run underneath.

That's an overpass?

They need to find a reason to justify living in an area that costs 3x more to live in compared to the midwest

Mostly fresh local food. Enjoy your preservative cancer ridden body.

Do you actually care? Whatever we eat, you'll look down on anyway.

Kill yourself, you flyover trailer trash inbred methhead

Meth is so last decade. It's all about opiates and heroin now. Do try to keep up, you useless coastal parasite.

>implying opiates even make it from the coasts into flyover land

It's cute how you guys think you're relevant, you delusional inbred

>admits that the opiates come from your side of country
>3x higher rent
>pollution so bad it kills people
>the """superior""" cuisine is stolen from other countries
Man, I'm so glad my tax dollars go towards your EBT.