Hey guys, my mom is going to be home in 2 hours and she wants me to make dinner. I have a pound of shrimp, Ragu...

Hey guys, my mom is going to be home in 2 hours and she wants me to make dinner. I have a pound of shrimp, Ragu, and some angel hair + spaghetti. Is there anything I can make that isn't vomit-inducing?

Mix all that stuff together then cum in it

you trying to get lucky or what?

plz go back to /pol/

No matter what you put together, I highly suggest you cum into the food.

Do you want them not to do it?

These anons know what's up

Just make the spaghetti, and sauté the shrimp, heat up the ragu, and then mix them together

Toss the ragu and make a butter sauce.

Shrimp parmesian alfredo pasta duh

did you get lucky?

Any reasons you chose that picture when talking about dinner with mom?

fuck off
no I didn't cum in the food and no I don't want to fuck my mom

you guys are sick

So basically...
Your mom's fat

I think reddit might be more your speed.

what were you expecting

so you want to be fucked by her instead?

it's not incest if she uses a strap on

no

I have had occasional sex dreams about her but that is normal given her role in my life, and I would never act on a transient urge

It's clear from the picture you used to start this thread that sex is on your mind when the topic of your mom comes up

you need to fuck her

Is that your mom? You should totally try something.

>I have had occasional sex dreams about her but that is normal given her role in my life
>but that is normal given her role in my life

What was her role in your life and why do you think it makes it justifiable to have wet dreams about your mother?

how the fuck is that 'normal'

>wash the shrimps
>cut some garlic if you have
>a lot of oil
>pinch of salt, pepper, paprika powder, marjoram
>all that in a hot pan for 5min, stirr now and then
>serve with spaghetti

>I have sex dreams about her but that is normal

wut

why does every one assume that the picture is of OP's Mom and it isn't OP herself?

OP, I'll come over and cook dinner for your and your Mom if you let me touch you a few times in the bathing suit area.

More pics of OP's mom.

who is the semen demon?

i'd pound her with my shrimp and rafu all over her angel if you know what i mean.