ITT: It's the year 2018

ITT: It's the year 2018

>"That'll be 25 dollars please."

Do you accept Euros?

>or 0.00000000000000001 digibyte

Can I pay with 500 REQ?

Is that 25 dollars before or after my card swipes through the machine?

Obsessed

Will you please go out with me

No

I have a boyfriend :( I'm sorry!!

Okay, but I refuse to pay sales tax.

heh
>he swiped
>pump it

>"Do you accept EBT?"
>"No."

kill yourself you ugly whore why don't girls like nice men like me you slut

Hey bro back off???
*slams you against wall*

*Knocks you out?*

kek

Teleports behind you...

Lel

*unfollows from instagram*
Bro I thought we were tight

"Fucking white knight!!!"
*stabs you with sharpened spoon handle*

My ChainLink(TM) Oracle will scan your receipt and trigger a SmartContract(TM) on the Ethereum blockchain that will pay you the LINK equivalent of $25 (0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 LINK).

Thank you.

*shoots up a supermarket*

*unsheaths lightsaber*
BACK the FUCK off.

>*slams you against wall*
unf :3

>SECURITY!

>Sitting down at the cash register

Wtf? She's not doing her job!11

...

do you accept chainlink?
**hands over 0.025 chainlinks**

>2020
>"12 dollars for the happy meal, sir.
>"I'll pay by ether"
>"that's .000421 ether sir, would you like to wait for it to pump?"
>sure

Bite my ass

>2020
>pay with 1 nano

i hate you >:o

>jewish propaganda
>I'll just borrow it

YOU HAVE JUST INCURRED THE WRATH OF THE CRYPTODELEGATES

*forbidden technique*

>autism

>cash or credit?
i want to pay with crypto
>pay with what?

>that'll be 0.0000000001 Beans

>taking yourself seriously at all times on an anonymous image board
Ironically enough you're the most autistic one here

none of that was slightly funny......

Nothin personal kid.