ITT: It's the year 2018
>"That'll be 25 dollars please."
ITT: It's the year 2018
>"That'll be 25 dollars please."
Do you accept Euros?
>or 0.00000000000000001 digibyte
Can I pay with 500 REQ?
Is that 25 dollars before or after my card swipes through the machine?
Obsessed
Will you please go out with me
No
I have a boyfriend :( I'm sorry!!
Okay, but I refuse to pay sales tax.
heh
>he swiped
>pump it
>"Do you accept EBT?"
>"No."
kill yourself you ugly whore why don't girls like nice men like me you slut
Hey bro back off???
*slams you against wall*
*Knocks you out?*
kek
Teleports behind you...
Lel
*unfollows from instagram*
Bro I thought we were tight
"Fucking white knight!!!"
*stabs you with sharpened spoon handle*
My ChainLink(TM) Oracle will scan your receipt and trigger a SmartContract(TM) on the Ethereum blockchain that will pay you the LINK equivalent of $25 (0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 LINK).
Thank you.
*shoots up a supermarket*
*unsheaths lightsaber*
BACK the FUCK off.
>*slams you against wall*
unf :3
>SECURITY!
>Sitting down at the cash register
Wtf? She's not doing her job!11
...
do you accept chainlink?
**hands over 0.025 chainlinks**
>2020
>"12 dollars for the happy meal, sir.
>"I'll pay by ether"
>"that's .000421 ether sir, would you like to wait for it to pump?"
>sure
Bite my ass
>2020
>pay with 1 nano
i hate you >:o
>jewish propaganda
>I'll just borrow it
YOU HAVE JUST INCURRED THE WRATH OF THE CRYPTODELEGATES
*forbidden technique*
>autism
>cash or credit?
i want to pay with crypto
>pay with what?
>that'll be 0.0000000001 Beans
>taking yourself seriously at all times on an anonymous image board
Ironically enough you're the most autistic one here
none of that was slightly funny......
Nothin personal kid.