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Veeky Forums I may have fucked up.

My roommate is a swedefag and made a bunch of semla buns covered to rise. I ate one of them raw about an hour ago and I'm experiencing a lot of stomach discomfort. Am I gonna die?

yah

yes

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Yes.

Har har, is there anything I can do to fix the stomach cramps tho?

I feel like I ate a fucking bag of cement

Eat another one.

Drink some boiling water to kill the yeast growing inside you. was the bun good at least?

I just puked it up and it came out one mass, in a tube shape.

>I ate one of them raw about an hour ago
Fucking animal.

Alright, Hamilton!

>fucking animal.
My roommate said those exact words. Is that you Nora?

Delete system 32

Nigga just eat some raisins, you're probably constipated.

You love that movie, don't you? How many stills do you have from it?

It's just the yeast producing gas in your stomach/intestines. Similar to what happens when you eat beans, or if you drink unpasteurized beverages.

You might get diarrhea and it'll be uncomfortable, but you'll be okay.

>unpasteurized beverages
unpasteurized fermented beverages*

four star thread

I did a quick GIS and found that one. It is my first. Evidently, someone else on the board enjoyed Fast Time at Ridgemont High.

Shit nigger, that is how king adolf fredrick died.
Semlor are serious fucking business.

kek

Right. I've eaten raw buns before but this was admittedly pretty big one.

Roommate won't talk to me anymore.

Were you gonna hit that?

how fucking fat are you

I don't think she likes dudes.

58kg

go back and eat more of those dough balls, fuccboi

Yes but if i were you i'd kill myself with a gun to avoid painful suffering you're about to experience.

No. You might be shitting a lot from the yeast.

Does anyone actually like semla buns? It's one of those you get by your grandmother and it's ok but you'd rather eat something else

>Eating raw dough

Your intestines gonna burst mate.

No, That's why they are heavily spiced with cardamon and slathered in whipped cream and almond paste

I like them, but cinnamon buns are obviously better. They fall into the same category (pulla) for me though, so I'd say I love buns in general.

Congratulations, you are now pregnant.

>Nordics put cardamom into their cinnamon buns

You guys are weird.