Friday night

Because i'm gay. I'm queer. I'm homosexual. I am the arse bandit.

> i'm working tomorrow
> t. armyfag

It's friday night you fat amerifag

Still at work user, how bout you?

To find new inv. that make money and better my self.

I'm in an airport

Because I'm not a wagecuck.

wasnt invited out this weekend either
last time i was was about 4 years ago now

>went on a date with a chick
>wants to see black panther
>ok fine i will watch this nigger fantasy
>only white couple in the entire theater
>actually not a bad film just overhyped and too much sjw shit
>after film she says its the best film ever while we at resturant
>say its ok just funny that the black prince sounded alot like trump (isolationism, walls, no refugees, ect)
>asks me if i like trump
>ohfuck.jpg
>asks me if i like milo
>maybe.mp4
>asks me if i am into crypto currency
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT
>say yes
>"of COURSE you are into crypto currency user!"
>ask her what she means by that
>says "so you seriously like trump you arnt joking with me right now!??"
>maybe.3 1/2 inchfloppy
>silence for the rest of the evening

in truth i actually dont give a fuck. I have gotten chicks before pretending to be a cucked bernie supporter and this time i wanted to try something different called being honest. there are redpilled girls out there anyway btw they just keep it on the down low a lot more, but they exist

I want to make money I don't give a fuck about anything else. The only hobby I've kept is lifting.

um, it's only mid afternoon in the only part of the world that matters

Im a faggot

omg dude

>asks me if i like trump
>ohfuck.jpg

Good job failing her shit test you fucking beta. No woman wants to be with a guy who cares about their approval. You'll learn.

>asks me if i am into crypto currency
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT

Who caes? The fact you typed this all caps means you put value in anything she says. Another rookie mistake.

>"of COURSE you are into crypto currency user!"
>ask her what she means by that
>ask her what she means
>ask her

She's controlling the frame.

>says "so you seriously like trump you arnt joking with me right now!??"
>maybe.3 1/2 inchfloppy

beta indecisive response.

>silence for the rest of the evening

Yeah because you failed every shit test.

>time i wanted to try something different called being honest

Yeah and your honest self is bending to her whim. Take the pussy off the pedestal young man. Your failure here has nothing to do with political views.

>pretending to be a cucked bernie supporter

Jewish as fuck.

Cause I'm a burger and I'm still at work you foreign fuck.

Because im a neet master race and have a sexy tinder date later

what's the best agent for hemorrhoids sir
>inb4 a big black dick

Are you marrying her? Holy fuck dude lmao.
And nobody is talking about Black Panther sheesh

>i have no friends

good to see you are making an even more productive use of your friday evening right now Lmao

Because I just got back from the gym and I'm winding down for the night. Flipping between this and /pol/ while I eat dinner. This is legit the #1 place to find the diamonds in the crypto rough, even if 90% of you fucks are pants-on-head retarded.

As to the unasked question of "why I have no life," it's because I'm living like a monk for the next two years so that I'll never have to work another day in my life. Seems like a good trade-off.

because there are far less drugged up normies on here rn

I got no friends and im waiting for req to reach 50$ so i can cash out my 3 million
Usually i would smoke weed all day and play ps4/pc but i got none so im drinking schnapps

I fuck during the day and sleep at night.

...

you fucked up several times

gf coming over in 3 hours
going to cook something together, any suggestions?

watch a movie, work on some projects, have sex in the shower.

degenerate faggots that party every friday dont know these comfy feels.

Just delaying going home, sitting at the office drinking beer and blasting youtube music vids