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You're not the only one, son

>too busty
wut.

Rachel Khoo has big tits too. I wish they showed her body more, I think she has a nice narrow waist and big hips/ass, but I hope she isn't like Nigella and is a tubby under the table (hence less camera shots above waist).

>complaining about Novella
Better check your testosterone levels m8, that thickness is good cushion for the pushin

Look at that fucking face/head and you'll know why.

She has a rocking body especially for a mother, but man her bird beak visage is unattractive to me.

>having shit taste
I bet you eat McDonald's while watching K-On, pleb

The old slapper's had her day; time for her to give way to new talent and get taken to the knacker's.

Pay attention to her arms.. Nigella's getting old and a little flabby.

Low test plebs

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>cunny

Kill yourself

no shame in having a mommyfu

mommy waifu
don't bastardize 'waifu', you're not /tv/. i'll bet you've never seen azumanga daioh

/tv/ is my home base my dude

She confirms that she doesn't wear underwear.

Oh god this so much

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She'd be so much hotter with big ass tiddies!

Maybe when she was first starting off, now she's just another ham beast with brood

Tosi time!

God damn, I want to wet her whistle with my cereal milk.

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>giadafags: unhappily married balding men
>nigellafags: mommy fetishists who watch too much incest role playing porn
>khoofags: people who love herpes
>rayfags: 41 year old bull dyke cat ladies with navy tattoos
>ramsays daughterfags: future inmate in the protective isolation wing
>tosifags: creepy stalkers with a suit made of human skin, at least one restraining order in effect

You're only wrong about the balding part

I'd happily wear her skin.

The Hemsley Sisters. What I'd give to meat in that sandwich.

What? No! Her little titties are what really get me off.

She is hot

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All these impostors

>Hemsley Sisters
I thought they were the conjoined twins

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Somebody post Yvonne Ruperti.

do it yourself, fucktard

I'll make you eat spider semen, bitch

I'd like to see you try

I'll meet you on the top of the world tonight and take your man card, belie' dat.

Plebeians, all of you.

I bet I could make her cum in less than 20 mins.

Is Nigella still cooking after that whole coke scandal?

i didnt know susan boil can cook

I saw one of her BBC cooking shows where she goes to Malaysia where half her family is from and "multicultural" was said literally 13 times before I got pissed off and stopped watching.

>juliachildwieldingawarhammer.jpg

lol funniest uncle ever

She literally has the body of a cereal box with flapjack titties.

I like seeing her occasional show on TV because she is so bitter and sad these days. She can't even fake it anymore, just phones it in.

Would, but who the fuck is she ?

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>tfw my mum bought a thermomix and i showed her the tea towel trick

that picture is so accurate it hurts a little

youtube.com/watch?v=qHcjKCORVd8

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Like mother like son.

No heather west from season 2 hells kitchen?

>Mixture of British, Chinese, Malay, and Indian influences on Malaysian history.

That's pretty multicultural if you ask me.

Swedish cooking fu Tina

atk and cook's country are going to really suck now that he's gone

I hope he ends up on tv somewhere else

When it comes to women I usually pick vanilla over chocolate but something about Lorraine really makes me hard.

I want to smear melted chocolate on her anus and lick it off.

I want to sprinkle chilli flakes on her pussy and gently nibble it off

I want to stick a carrot up her ass, eat it and then lick her asshole

I want to get her a packet of Gingernuts and a nice cup of tea

I want to cum on their faces

I want to get drunk with her and listen to her shit talk people

I want to stick my dick in her

>is a bit too busty

opinion discarded with maximum prejudice

Are you saying that they both like sports, or that they both get fucked by black people?

Husbandos are vastly superior.
Ramsay.

>tina
>not shit tier

>nigella shows up on masterchef australia
>literalwho.jpg
>everyone is super excited
>i just keep thinking "can't marco come back instead?"

I want her to call me a good boy when I last longer than 30 seconds while she's giving me a handjob

The British Bakeoff has a good share of qts

Marco is too busy game hunting and fishing while he puffs on a pack of marlboro reds to spend more time on television

muffin hmmmm

I like pic related.

Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.

They're godly.

How delicious do people think her anus musk is from 1 to 10?

I honestly think she'd be 8.5 at minimum.

>and did A2M.

is that like 'go stye 'za?

MY SIDES!!!!!

Just make sure her makeup team is on ready alert

>Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.
I want to believe there are girls that actually like A2M.

My girlfriend is into anal (took a while but she likes it a lot now), but there is no way she'll do A2M. I can't really blame her when I'm of sound mind, but when I'm horny as fuck it seems like the greatest idea.

The thing is, I remember like 7 years ago we tried anal unsuccessfully. So I started tit-fucking her while she was on her back and then she started giving me a handjob. She put my dick in her mouth a few times and then I came on her tits. I remember commenting about how she put my shit-dick in her mouth and she was all coy and said "whatever...". I think she was in the moment and forget where my stink-rod had been 10 min earlier.

I reminded her of that this year and she can't remember it at all. Now I wonder if this memory is real.

I'd also like to see her cumfart instead of her usually running to the washroom to cumfart in the toilet. She doesn't seem into this and usually after I've cum I have a case of "close 34 downloads and 16 tabs" and don't care at that point.

In my experience, blacks are generally freakier than whites but paradoxically give terrible head. White girls give the best head but aren't usually into more freaky things unless they're fat and unattractive. Cute whites will do nasty shit if caught in the moment or are worried that you'll leave them if you don't get that bit satisfied, but blacks are legitimately into some dirty/raunchy stuff. As far as what I've noticed in my dealings in dating both races.
I'm probably the only man on Earth who is just not into Asians, though, so I can't say anything about what they're like, not that anyone asked.

Interesting, I always thought the opposite held true: that blacks weren't into anything beyond conventional sex (esp. not anal). I probably think this because of their aversion to head.

I can't complain, but I wish my gf was a total freak.

I love nigella because I like the idea that one should be able to indulge in food without the unnecessary guilt when it's done in moderation

also her figure is fucking on point

I'm sure she wishes you could make her cum user

I'm sure it varies person to person, but of the half dozen blacks I've dated and half dozen more who were one night stands, all of them were a bit freaky except one who was a total fucking princess. I think it has to do with black American culture, outside of its highest echelons, doesn't shame sexuality, so they're more accepting of trying this or that, so long as it's not bi-play (educated black girls, in my experience, are all for trying even that).

The ex that resembled Lorraine Pascale gave good head and despite being into A2M (like literally asking me to shove it into her mouth after anal), wasn't really freaky at all, though was kinda into public stuff, too.

Of the many, many more whites I've been with (blacks usually aren't into other races), very few have been legitimately freaky, but they give way better head. They pretend to be freaky, like pretending to be into public stuff or pretending to be bisexual, but it's always just to attract a dude and once she's got you, the freaky shit ends. Blacks stay freaky until the break up and sometimes even after that. The LP-lookalike I used to date and I were still fucking several months after the break-up and well into the slut's new relationship.

You do, however, have to be careful with blacks. Unless college educated, STD rates among black women is far, far higher than among whites of similar educational attainment, mostly because of that same lack of sex-shaming in their culture.

youtube.com/watch?v=99-n42Xb6NQ

That's embarrassing. What are you, 12?

honestly, if she asked, I would gladly bake cupcakes with her. Okay, maybe we'd hold hands too.

>that fucking face with her big brown eyes

Ugly ass dog face

Virgin detected.

Nigella looks like she'd do huge, smelly turds.

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She usually gets off 2-3(-4) times each time. She's very easy to get off, never been an issue.

>Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.

Is that good or bad? Sounds unhygienic desu.

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hot

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