Can we have an awful/funny meal thread?

Can we have an awful/funny meal thread?

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rate my chips and dip recipe

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charlie?

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that's some weird looking 'go 'za you have there.

Here's a picture of my 'za from last night

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is that a spider crab stuffed with a raw octopus?

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Stargazy pie is GOAT

Fucking disgusting. That came from a restaurant?

To be fair I've made a full English pizza minus the beans and it was actually pretty good.

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try harder, these look fine.

Brad?

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Somehow I can just tell that you're overweight. I'm actually sure of it.

Probably because we're on Veeky Forums

Frank?

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This looks prettu good senpai.

dad?

This is confusing, could potentially be good.

Chicken breast with salsa and cheese, fried plantains, and steamed rice? Would eat.

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If I'm not mistaken, this looks like a headcrab attempt.

Holy friggen moldy balls batman

w-why would you post that

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C'mon, its pizza. I cant be that bad. And frankly, most pizzas look like someone puked over them. Problem is poor arangement.

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the rice cake and bird seed really elevates this from almost funny sad looking single person food to a kind of perfect absurdity

Found this shit left in the microwave a few nights ago.
My roommate is a goddamned animal...

"Zap Ems"???
Wtf, that sounds like some made up off-brand shit you'd see in a movie.

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if those cookies are savoury this shit would be delicious

absolutely disgusting

Got more? I want to know if the yellow, white or green mold won.

That actually looks good as shit, plus the dr pep, mmnn