Alright cu/ck/s, time to make a simple delicious meal for you, your wife and her lover.
First get some tubes of flesh and lay them out so
Alright cu/ck/s, time to make a simple delicious meal for you, your wife and her lover
im intrst
Wrap it around in some layers of turkey parts, cheese optional
Now get a bigger tube of loose cow flesh and add some garlic, salt, and oregano (not pictured). Diced onions optional, chocolate not recommended
yum yum
I like "tubed loose cow flesh"
Split evenly and fairly, we're all equals here
Wrap snugly
Lookin good
Bacon never hurt none nobody
Stick the meat into the oven for ~10 minutes 450F or until they look like literal logs of shit wrapped in bacon
I hope you got your oil and pancake batter ready
Oh shit what am I doing
Looks good, senpai
Get the next one all readied up!
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And that's it, enjoy!
oh my god i'm crying thanks op
Some inside anatomy for you curious buggers
ha ha ha
>the worst part
pretending to put it on three plates as if there was someone else in the world that would endure your shit.
do americans really eat this?
please tell me that you have either started or stoped taking your meds
fine looking 'cago style hot dog
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stahp op
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chitown here, the new murder capital of the US...stop fucking around asshat.
What the fuck hahahahahah literally looks like shit
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>Chicago style hot dogs
Nice, include me in screencap pls
I pissed something out that looked exactly like that one time.
is this the natural evelution of gyoza?
Save some for me
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why
Yeah a stat that you didn't contribute too so shut the fuck up faggot and go eat so,e 'go 'za
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Honestly, the taste isn't anywhere as bad it looks. Deep frying it might have been a mistake though
Yummo
Holy fuck i've never laughed so hard in my life
Congratulations, you've successfully made a turd with a hotdog in it.
Can't tell if you went and got the massive poop I didn't flush from my toilet or if food
This is genius. if you ever served it to a girl and they stayed around, you'd know they're staying forever.
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would eat with mac'n'cheese or a couple of over easy eggs
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When will the wrapping meat around meat around meat around meat meme die?
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Nightmares can never die
nice
WAKE ME UP
(Hotdog is inside)
CAN"T WAKE UP
(Fried for far too long)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
NICE
I would unironically eat that
Is that ball of cancer?
Im diying
Brother?
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im dying
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Your 'go 'za is looking pretty weird.
I'd rate it 8/10, still pretty high quality 'za
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What do you call this dish? The BBC?
ITT: OP manages to literally get shit past the radar, convincing Veeky Forums that his turd is just caramelised batter.
Include me in the epic sceen shot guys! :^)
Somebody please make one
>not including my wife's son
I hope you die in a fire.
Why eat anything else?
>not using your wife's lover's cum as a glaze to finish it off
Step off my turf
Posting depraved shit on Veeky Forums is my thing
This is my territory
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white people are so repulsive
You're just jelly.
I've gone vegan since those other pics were taken, but I have not given up!
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State your ethnicity now.
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Hey OP, I think I got the instructions wrong. Can you let me know where I'm messing up?
Awful. I like it.
That flashlight is likely very energy inefficient, better get a newer LED one unless you want it going out on you in a torchlit firefight.
Oh god it's that night in Glasgow all over again.
ur mistake was building all this around a shitty hot dog and coldcut.
>don't mind the soda can red dot
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may this thread live forever
Disgusting
> implying you wouldn't eat these