Tfw I'll never have cutie blonde feed me cookies no matter how much money I make off crypto

Most beta thread in Veeky Forums

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Next time I will take that cookie, stuff it in her mouth and wash it away with me pissing in her mouth, thanks biz.

I feel you user, this type of shit makes me so jealous I feel sick

You know why you can't get a girl like this? Cause you don't know how to take care of a girl. You don't know how to be a man, you want the girl to take care of you like a mother, but girls like this don't want to be your mother.

What type of girls DO want to mother their men?

iktf. saw a 10/10 extremely young hot chick with some ugly long haired average looking guy at the burger spot i was at the other day.

it's not fair.

Sounds a bit overbearing and clingy. I once had a redhead that would feed me goldfish crackers and massage my feet. It was alright.
this is kinda the sad truth of life
also this

Exactly

Answer me nigger.

Odd fat dykes that secretly despise their man partner

darn

Kek

Like hell you wouldn't, you are just nowhere near the amount of money it would take to get to that point. Your $1000 you have invested in crypto will never turn into a mountain because you missed the gain trains years ago.

You're right. My wife does it for free. My crypto is still a secret from her. Just waiting for the right moment to surprise her.

All women care about is looks,money and status. Sorry m8 you got your facts mixed up

You can pay one to do it, retard. If they'll take money to let someone shit on their face then they'll most certainly feed you a cookie.

>but girls like this don't want to be your mother.
Yeah out of all the women on this planet none of them have a mother fetish.

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>I'm not crying you're crying

R-REPORTTEDDD

Shill faggots btfo

Girls will breastfeed chad when he asks for milky but call incels creepy for looking in their general direction.

>Chad fucks her like a cow in heat
>Your dick is out, being beat

Is this man double jointed? How is he holding her hair
THIS IS UNREAL

Sad truth

>Girls will breastfeed chad
Source?

Y I KES

>Be me
>Hooking up with ex gf on and off for a year and a half
>One night she is so emotionally upset over me being me and having a big paper due the next day
>She knows i write papers well so she is reluctantly begging me to help her write it
>I know she has a piece of really good chocolate cheesecake she made the night before
>I tell her if she feeds me the cheesecake i will write the first page of her paper for her
>She agrees and starts spooning me pieces of delicious cheesecake
>I get the introduction done and i tell her if she wants me to keep going she has to suck my dick while occasionally feeding me pieces of cake
>She agrees
>Starts to cry while sucking me and feeding me
>She was always very emotional kek

my sides

mfw had a curly haired blonde qt gf 4 years ago that i loved alot and i now compare every relationship i have to and they never give me the feelings of innocence and liveliness she did
wish i never meant her she ruined the world for me

Don't be such a cuck man the fuck up.

I dated some hotties. I'm not as autistic as you guys cause I'm still poor, but I'm not worried about girls.

No it's because I'm ugly as shit and a loser

This is unfortunately the truth. One must become so chad that a harem of women are at your disposal so if one gets annoying or boring, you can dread game that thot and fuck another one.

>tfw

I let my gf feed you user...I have more than one....

I've got dates lined up for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Last time I had this setup every single one flaked or stood me up. Here's hoping at least one goddamn woman shows up.

Just climb the dominance hierarchy you retarded lobster

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Someone flag this soyboy to the fbi so he doesn’t end up another school shooter

The right moment was after the prenup but you probably missed that opportunity.

i have one, its really great

I dunno i started dating my qt when I was 270lbs delivering pizzas and downing a gallon of sailor jerry in a week whilst playing wow in my spare time. But I'm funny and I know how to treat a woman so she stuck around. Granted I'm thinner and have a better job now but despite what Veeky Forums might tell you all women aren't shallow gold digging Whores.

Don't be such a man cuck the fuck up

>dated a Brazilian
>she was manic pixie dream girl, "Summer"-esque from 500 Days of Summer

>dated Ecuadorian
>took her virginity, she was extremely innocent, religious, I treated her poorly but I was young and dumb

>dated a white girl
>she came from a wealthy family, perfect wife material but she had a mean-streak and her father as an asshole

>dated Colombian girl
>alcoholic, broken childhood, major issues but very sweet girl. But for her broken past, wife material

>dated Argentinian
>came from wealth, judged everyone, wanted me to move in but I was nowhere ready to commit so broke it off

And now I'm single and ruined for life with my only goal being make a million bucks off of magic internet money.

Hey cheer up, you will die one day

>270 lb

But that's not that bad if you're tall and good looking. Sorry m8, you deluded yourself into thinking your shitty jokes matter to women. In fact, women only care about sense of humor when it's on a good looking guy

lmao this is in The Netherlands. Get out of there eurofag and take your cryptomoney to forrmer USSR

dude lmao nice