About to eat some pounded steaks that were forgotten in the back of the fridge for a week

about to eat some pounded steaks that were forgotten in the back of the fridge for a week

Am I about to die?

I hope so

Just cook the shit out of 'em and you'll be fine. I ate month old pork chops before and I'm still alive.

you will smell it if the meat is bad

trust your senses

do it faggot

that's what im doing
they're done and don't smell like anything oddly. Not meaty, not old-bloody, just... nothing.

If I dont report back, I guess you know why

where should we send the ambulance in case you dont report back?

Cooking will only kill bacteria. If the bacteria have been in there producing toxins, cooking won't do shit.

OP, throw them out.

OP here

they taste okay, I probably wont die

oh. well i'll probably still be fine

Stop fear mongering, OP is gonna be fine.

you know, it would have been hilarious to just never report back

...

Guys, I'm not feeling very good.....

Have a glass of milk.
I have been dumpster diving for 8 years, eating meats that has been laying in a dumpster in high heat for days. Whenever i feel odd, i drink a tall glass of milk. Always helps

you really have to have some far gone meat to get ill from it if you're cooking it thoroughly

you'll be fine, you whiney sissy

Good luck and godspeed sir

OP you might die. Good luck though!

eat foob

I told you i was hardcore

You're fine. I've cooked and eaten week+ thawed chicken before. As long as it was refrigerated the whole time then you'll be good.

>Whenever i feel odd, i drink a tall glass of milk. Always helps

how does high heat dumpster milk help?