Hey Veeky Forums do you know what these mushrooms are? They were picked in upstate NY if that helps

Hey Veeky Forums do you know what these mushrooms are? They were picked in upstate NY if that helps.

Are they edible?

Marios gonna be fucking pissed dude

Underside.

Bump

Have you tried lighting up yet? Sick stuff, man.

mildly poisonous toadstools

>no gloves
you are already dead.

Not fatal tho, rite?

try feeding them to your cat

if your cat acts high they are trippy mushrooms

if your cat dies they are poison

Next door neighbour instead of your cat, you'll have more attachments to your cat than you do that bastard.

Protip, user.

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agaricus augustus

Just don't take the risk of dying from a fking mushroom, don´t eat it!

Yea homie pop that in your mouth its a shaggy parasol so its safe

I like you

>eating fungus

Absolutely disgusting

Fry them in butter. Unless they're the particularly toxic variety with red or blue markings, plain butter is sufficient to extract all the harmful chemicals that the heat doesn't destroy. These have no red or blue markings, so fry them in butter.

most likely to be Amanita phalloides judging by the stem and the 2 caps being more uniform in color.
He dead.

i think for the middle one as a Macrolepiota procera (parasol mushroom). Don"t know for the other. But anyways, don't eat or pick what you don't know.

Nop, really don't think that's Amanita phalloides, which has a cap with pale yellowish shade, not brown like this. And the shape of the mushroom doesn't correspond either

Cats aren't stupid enough to eat random shit that can possibly be toxic. Dogs on the other hand actually eat shit, so feed it to your trailer trash neighbor's pitbull.

>most likely to be Amanita phalloides judging by the stem and the 2 caps being more uniform in color.
Those are not even close to being Amanita.

call yourself an ambulance

Asking for advice about mushrooms on a alpaca ballon factory forum

What is this meme

"chinese cartoon message board" meme gone overboard

>which has a cap with pale yellowish shade, not brown like this
fatal error. Literally. Do a google image search. That shit is famous because it varies in color and texture a lot which makes it a #1 killer shroom

Do not chance it with a mushroom even if it sounds like people here know what they are doing. If you are interested in foraging >>/out/ is probably a better resource anyway.

bro dont fuck with mushrooms, fruit, berries or plants that you can't readily identify. if you have to ask, just leave it alone.