Bitcoin will hit 20k tonight, but only if dubs posts "Thank you Lord Sminem."

Bitcoin will hit 20k tonight, but only if dubs posts "Thank you Lord Sminem."

>In contact with Satoshi
>Father was Vedic bull god, mother was a wood elf, hence his handsome likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash out because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex (physically) since to retain his great power, but still bitches want him so he fucks them telekinetically
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Bogdanov gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire special forces security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Grichka is still recovering from this event, is heavily scarred
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has 2 cats

Thank you lord Sminem

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Fuck you lord Sminem

6k in June.

Thank you lord Sminem!

Get.

Well done, Veeky Forums. You shall be rewarded with gains.

Sminem is the missing LINKKKKKKK

>confirmed school shooter

Thank you Lord Sminem.
Please praise LINK too

Thank you Lord Sminem.

He has been at war with the Bogs since before the time of currency. In fact the entire idea of fiat currency was only created in order to give the Bogs greater control over men. Smin aims to change that, to bring power back into a balance between Men and Bogs.

Some recent shenanigans with the Bogs include:
>They sent their bogbots to harvest his DANA
>Smin defeated most of then with one swoop of his higher evolved XXXL hands
>But some got through and collected enough DNA (about 56%) for the Bogs to create an evil Creatura that resembled Smin
>In order to frame him they trained La Creatura and sent it to a school in Florida to kill kids
>La Creatura is now captured, but who knows for how long...

Thank you Lord Sminem.

Fuck you lord sminem.
crash it down already

>1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
Wouldn't that also make BTC worthless?

Same purchasing power as 100k fiat has today

I love Veeky Forums lore.

Thank you Lord Sminem, I love you!

>/BSC/ boy sminem cool

Thank you lord sminem.

Thank you, lord Sminem

Thank you Lord Sminem

>Thank you Lord Sminem

Fuck off you absolute specimen

>Lord Sminem notices those who have sold their bags or been liquidated.
>He understands, empathises with your pain.
>Buy back now and embrace the power of the wood elf, or join the Bogdanovs and be decimated.
>Moon lambos inbound.

He is the only and true god, the creator of the universe and metaverse, the humble lord Sminem. Praise you!