Why is this edgy bourdain faggot keeps traveling to all these 3rd world shitholes nobody gives a damn about??

Sounds like a bro.

why has no one called first dibs on licking the delicious fish goo off his shirt?

also, first 1111111....1....11...111111.

because he's really pretentious and wants to be perceived as some adventurous, culturally-inclined, artsy genious like ernest hemingway. he's trying to inform hipsters of obscure lifestyles so they can try to stay ahead of the trends and act like "renaissance men"

he is doing one of his indulgent endeavors at a waffle house right now on cnn. complete with a violin playing. he's actually acting like it's amazing food that he's never tried before.

Because he's desperately trying to hang onto the relevance he had two decades ago, so that he doesn't have to ever take a straight job again.

It's actually pretty sad that CNN picked him up to do a political show, because he's obviously way in over his head.

People are still willing to watch his shows and networks are still willing to pay him, so he keeps on doing it.

this. I'm watching it right now, not because I like the anthony bourdain or his pathetic attempt to analyze the flavor profile of the food at the waffle house, but because I like to look at the food while I wait for my food to be ready.

diners, drive ins and dives I definitely do watch because of guy fieri.

Tony might do any drug you place before him, preferably stimulants. Dude's also possibly carrying a currently incurable strain of so-called "super gonorrhea" that he possibly picked up somewhere in Asia.

stimulants? wasn't he a heroin addict?

I remember guy fieri trash talking him once about how he acts like he's prestigious and superior because he went to a fancy culinary school, but the most studying he did there was with a spoon and a lighter.

i just remember the romania episode where the entire show consisted of him doing a bunch of painkillers, drinking liquor and talking shit about how awful romania was and he gave a bunch of pills to his tour guide and had to take him to the hospital

>obviously way in over his head

It's always funny when people think geopolitics can only be understood by some sort of secret club of savants. Why is he in way over his head? He is well-read, well-traveled, and probably understands way more about a certain country's relations with another than you do.

his production team does, at least. lets not pretend he does the entire show himself.

>Veeky Forums taking Fieri's side on anything

Ahh, summer

He does this shit because he's OLD and wants to do something percieved as more meaningful with his life then blow and eating warthog intestine. Insert CNN. His older shows were more about food, but the politics to food ratio slid over time.

Id much rather watch Guy then this faggot

at least guy doesn't try to tell some cultural story, trying to link the ku klux klan to some food style (right now on cnn), and just shows the food, the chef and how it gets made.

thats true, and if Guy wasn't such an annoying prick who acts like a baby cunt when he encounters eggs, I'd be a fan of the show. I vastly prefer it when it focuses on the cook and the food. Bourdain USED to do this. But, >CNN

so we don't have to

he's a famous food guy... he's been to the places you dream about and eaten their food dozens of time. he's probably bored of the conventional

He's very bored of the conventional. He goes to SEA and the like because he loves the filth, grime, and "charm" of poor shitholes. He also just likes to eat, which is why he goes to cleaner places like Europe and Singapore, but absolutely hates things that he finds sterile (like Stockholm).

Being knowledgeable about culture, which he only is in the culinary aspect, doesn't have a bearing on global power games in geopolitics.

I don't know why your last few words are bringing me into the argument, but it make you seem a little too invested into a celebrity's personality.

go be pasty white and boring somewhere else