I eat breakfast while browsing Veeky Forums and when I eat oatmeal it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl

I eat breakfast while browsing Veeky Forums and when I eat oatmeal it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl.

Why this?

Its quite a deep dish.

The colder and more coagulated it gets, the harder it is to eat?

Should I put more liquid in it then?

Is that Chicago style oatmeal?

Kek

yeah, keep adding warm milk in intervals and just stir it to stop that from happening

because oatmeal is incerdibly inefficient as far as food goes.

Our ancestors started growing bigger brains and developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat, which is easier to chew, easier to digest, and more energy dense.
You said it yourself, you spend 1 hours eating that shit.

If you insist on eating it, I would suggest cutting on the quantity and replacing some with fresh fruit (kiwi, banana, raisin whatever)

>developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat

I prefer my porridge thicc w/ water rather than milk.

It can also take a while.

>Our ancestors started growing bigger brains and developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat

This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever read on Veeky Forums.

Remember, kids opinions =/= facts

excuse me but oats are very calorie-dense complex carbs, get that paleo bullshit outta here and lrn2macronutrition

>it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl.
I'm guessing its because you're a little bitch

Switch to a nice homemade protein shake & be done with it.

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>humans developed agricultural societies before they were hunter-gatherers

You've really misunderstand a legitimate theory about the role of meat in human evolution.

it would take you ten minutes if you stopped browsing while eating

How much brown sugar do you put in your oatmeal Veeky Forums?

>brown sugar
>not delicious honey
One teaspoon is enough.

> brown sugar
Damn that takes me back. Used to eat that shit on my oatmeal as a child. Don't think it'd taste as good on rye porridge though.

>evolution
Get outta here darwin, and don't torture any dogs on the way out

>Human evolution

Yeah I bet a worm is going to evolve and make a fine tiger some day, I mean it's just evolution!

Fuck off