Does anybody know how I can cook this?

Does anybody know how I can cook this?

Like a recipe or something

Skewer the dogs with uncooked pasta, boil and contemplate where you went wrong in life.

Uncooked dogs?

How? Yes.

Why? No.

Dude, they are nearly extinct. I don't think it's a good idea to eat them.
But nevertheless
>water in pan, salt too
>pan nice and hot
>kill it by pushing the tip of the knife between the 3rd and the 4th arm
>remove the plumbus if you must
>put them in the boiling water for 12min
>take em out, put them on a plate
>don't drink the water! it's poisonous
>add 1tbsp of ketchup
>WA LA

I think you mean viola

no he didn't you fucking idiot this is a viola

nah, that's where you keep your potions

really makes ya think...

what kind of wizardry is that?

you had one job

Most depressing thing i have seen this year

I cut my hot dogs into fifths, break my sketti in half, and pierce each hot dog piece with 6 pieces of halved pasta.
two hot dogs worth takes maybe 5 minutes to do it

drop it into rapid boiling water for 6~ minutes

serious question: other than the cutesie anomaly to show kiddos on Veeky Forums, is there any reason at all to do this rather than just cooking the pasta with the hotdogs (but not skewering the dogs)?

Seems like a stupid reason to do this, just to be able to take a picture.

IT'S FUN XD

No, all it does is look funny. It was featured on countless mom blogs for their children because kids like "gross" things.
I tried it, I like how over done each dog gets in pieces and not having to spin the pasta on my fork. I can just stab the dog and put it in my mouth and the pasta comes with it.

I cook it for my wife's son while he marathons his super hero movies and browses /tv/

wow really makes you think

>mom blogs

where did you think memes like antivax live?

Plumbuses have a warning label saying specifically not to use them for this.

Why would you want to?

Because I want to know if I can handle it

It's a great mix of lots of comfy carbs and just enough salty, savory, fatty protein in each bite, it's basically American sushi

this is terrible because the pasta inside the hotdog doesn't cook

I am in tears

hahahahaha

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?