I need Jack Cooking Show gifs/webms

It's a bath towel. I shit you not.

K this guy has to be fucking kidding.

What the fuck is this abomination

user that's Aunt Myrna's Party Salad. It's BEAUTIFUL.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

the towel had something to do with his potato dicer I think, he wanted something loose as a surface instead of the counter top

the end product was of course pornographic

it's like frito pie but with pineapples and gelatin, no comments about it have been positive

I couldn't even get through 2 seconds. I saw those ingredients and remembered the clip and horked.

we've all fucked something up really badly through neglect or differences between ovens

but we wouldnt deem it good enough to be posted to our YTs

we don't all have jerky to sell though, so remember there are differences between people

classic example of Jack overcooking some simple dish and then powering through to get the video finished

the whole jack process is shit
the results are by and large poor
but the pathway to get there is abominable, if making a soup were long division he wouldn't get part marks

i dont think he has read a single instruction booklet

what the hell is this video

i laughed really hard at it, for some reason

It's like he doesn't realize the meat isn't pulling because it's seriously under cooked.

Is this fat fuck aware of us here on Veeky Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

it's a double feature of useless gadgets

Who cares what that fat loser thinks?

i have a few i made

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I loved his excuse for that one.

I would like to try some of the stuff jack makes
this steak sandwich is one of those things

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my favorite part of cooking with Jack is how when his son was younger Jack would always just bite into him with unnecessary corrections to his behavior. It's almost like... he's lashing out at something smaller than himself that he can control to pretend he's not completely effeminate/impotent
but hey, maybe that's how all parents act, I do not know

butter based coffee is perhaps an interesting place to go for a stroke victim, but life is for the living

NOPE

>Big Boss Grill

dude what the fuck.

is he for real? or is this all an ironic act from a mastermind? i mean how can he be so obliviously bad?

it seems pretty obvious to me that this guy gets paid to shill stuff, I can't imagine a small line of sauces and some youtube videos of horrendous quality would be enough to live off of

his wife is the main breadwinner though

if you want to preserve your cutting board, be sure to stick a plate between it and the food

That hamburger would legit make you sick.

Jfc has he ever not fucked up?

What is this supposed to be?

what was it

omelette

he's a mess, but if I had no self respect his life would probably be pretty baller

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He basically says that no one should ever make waffles at home, because they always turn out bad, and that if you really want waffles you should go to a restaurant or buy eggos.

both of those are horrendous

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he's right though, blueberry eggos are the bomb my friend

You need to leave

This one is my favorite

he has a cooking show and you're stuck at home making waffles like a pleb, I'm sorry but the one who needs to leave is not me, but rather it is you
(jk man, s'all good)

>watch a jack on the go video
>restaurant serves him undercooked chicken
>he leaves the restaurant

The irony.

>it's the magic bullet's fault the egg isn't cooked

Yep, he actually fucking said that

He is mentally retarded though, not in a meme sense, but geniuenly retarded. Watch his jack on the go videos and see how often he forgets what he ordered, or where he actually is. He also has a weird insecurity about his mouth being dirty.

>Watch his jack on the go videos and see how often he forgets what he ordered, or where he actually is
he is the victim of a stroke sometime in the past.

...I mean ignoring that it's completely raw is he a god damn caveman? He has no fine motor skills and just pushes down with both hands until the knife plows through it.

I can't believe that 5 hour energy crap is still on the market

does anyone know what episode of Shark Tank had Jack? I'm trying to find it

it was the West Texas Investors Club, not Shark Tank episode 1 or 2 i think

weird. i thought i remembered him crying in front of that one guy on shark tank. thanks user

watchseries.li/link/vodlocker.com/4996317

it's not really all that interesting, but worth a look if you are into jack lore

best take away is that jack makes like 3-4 grand a month of his shitty shill filled channel and will not accept investors into the part of his business that doesn't need any help

Jack be simple
Jack be thick
Jack tried tried to cut through a fucking stick

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The best take away was Jack crying like a bitch on national television while telling the investors he gives away his sauce to people that can't afford food.

Thats not shark tank

Was he on shark tank?

>fingers out
>ring on
>im sure he tried chopping this instead of slicing, so the tip should not be used
god DAMNIT jack

he was courting the shark tank people for a while and made some blogs/vlogs about it but he was not actually on it

blogandcookies.blogspot.ca/2012/07/my-shark-tank-story.html

No, he tried to get on Shark Tank several times and they shot him down. He also holds a grudge against Food Network and Guy Fieri for telling him to fuck off several times.

Does he not realize he's shit ?
Surely he reads the comments on his youtube vids...

I... can't... does he.. ? ...shit son... someone stop him

fucking soulless eyes

he numbed himself to prepare for eating a raw hamburger

>Jack on the Go
>Jack filming food reviews in public places
>hears children or other patrons make noise
>interrupts his sentence to utter a minced oath

obviously saying that he's the antichrist is too far, but imo there is something decidedly devilish about this man

When he starts his rant and the out of place triumphant music starts

fucking kek

>orders food
>asks others about what they ordered while shoving a camera at their plate
>annoys everyone who just want to eat
>comes back to his food and asks what it is he ordered minutes ago
>someone reminds him what he ordered
>forgets what restaurant he is even at
>someone reminds him where he is
>continues to annoy everyone

I can't stand that shit it makes me so mad.

why the fuck is he adding bits of green peppers and cucumber and cheese to a desert?

why are his dishes never cooked properly? he could check so easily and put it back in the overn for longer

who else has started to tongue their food before ingesting it?
I just cannot go back

He had a stroke a while back which explains his loss of memory. But his show has been around pre-stroke so that's not much of an excuse for his show existing.

>putting sauce on chips instead of using the included bowl that already has sauce in it

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What in god's fucking name is he doing here?

Mfw jakatak is the stereotype of Americans around the world. Someone needs to stop him I say.

demonstrating how much cheese, pepperoni, and sauce is on the pizza, lol. duh... youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

Pizza review episode.

Hello, newfag.

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OK I had it with this fat fuck. Even a 4 year old can make a fucking heart shape

These threads don't belong on Veeky Forums

lol he makes the batter way too runny. then he opens the contraption he's reviewing and finds a bunch of clumps of flour that didn't get mixed in.

I've had nuwaves that have cooked well before, they just break constently.

stfu. there isn't a better place to jackpost.

you dont belong on ck

I assume he does everything in one take so he can go back to playing video games, Jesus, and going out to restaurants to actually eat.

To be fair, that is how poutine is served. Although not with fucking cold shredded cheese.

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mmm, juicy

No, Jack has zero common sense and never takes the blame for shit he fucks up.