If Veeky Forums opened a restaurant, what would the menu look like?

If Veeky Forums opened a restaurant, what would the menu look like?

McDonald's, srirachas, chili, alcohol, semen, and meme foods.

I want a chip wagon that has all you can eat poutine / fries / chips/ nachos

Maybe soup / salad aswell.

Then sell premium toppings for a little extra.

everything would have truffle in it and would be japanese or japanese-inspired.

So you can extra overprice your sushi or what ?

'za
'cha
'yoza
ramen

probably.

I personally hate japanese food, especially sushi and miso soup, but Veeky Forums seems to love that shit.

One or two original recipes in a menu full of undercooked Jack recipes and 'go 'za

You all nignog forgot the most important food of Veeky Forums : 'go 'za

what the fuck is a water reduction

What a fucking pleb.

Personally I love sushi more every time I eat it

I just know that it is ridiculously overpriced here.

I can't say I hate miso soup either.

But people probably just say they like weeb food on here so others weebs give them a you

This is actually quite ingenious.

maybe if you want to have to get a new iron.

it would be a small cafe during the day, and a comfortable bar at night.

a couple of sandwich types, eggs, stuff during the day

fried stuff at night

Wait, a lime is 18 dollars?

Air.

'go 'za
guac'
zanya
froz' 'gurt
'tine
'chos
'gers

A nice 'go 'za.

Where do you live?

>lime
>18 dollars
wat

'go 'za

Except it's not, dipshit

'go 'za

You pay them 11 dollars to kill your lawn and kick you out of the shower after 2 minutes.

Why has nobody mentioned 'go 'za yet?

I'd have 'go 'za

No. Lime. as in the Corrosive Mineral. typically served with a puddle of blanched Lemon Juice, though lately in a lot of restaurants they've been using a white-vinegar consomme or sometimes even a malt vinegar reduction. Typically the idea is to place a tiny spoonfull of lime on your tongue and quickly douse it in the acidic solution to create a sort of unique bitter-sweet-umami flavor profile depending on how long you let it 'cook off' on your tastebuds. By adjusting the time you let the minerals sit on your pallete . you can actually get all sorts of interesting tastes out of it and it also serves as a pallet cleansing course in between dishes. It used to be believed as well that you could get different tastes depending on where you place the mixture on your tongue but recent tests have disproved this.

If you go off the majority of posts, it would be 90% fast food, 5% meme food creations, 4% random shit, and 1% actual quality

I really hate nu Veeky Forums. Such shit sense of humor.

7/10

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EPIC MEME
IT'S SO LE EPICCCCC FTW JUST (FUCK MY SHIT UP!!XPPPP) LIKE ALL THE MEMES FROM THIS PLACE
R/Veeky Forums WAS RIGHT ABOUT Veeky Forums U GUYS MAKE THE BEST MEMES
MY FAVORITE MEMES ARE
CVCK (WIFES SON TOO T B H F A M XDDDD)
LE RAGEFACES (CLASSICS FTW)
PEDOBEAR
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE (SO FUNNEH)
AND OF COURSE LE 'GO 'CHA 'ZA
ITS SO D*MN FUNNEH BECAUSE LE SHITCAGO PEOPLE LIKE THE CRAPPY PIZAN!!!
THE 'GO 'ZA IS JUST TOMATO SAUCE AND BREAD!!!!!
I ALSO LOVE JOEY AND JACK, THEY HAVE MY ETERNAL RESPECT AND ADORATION!!!!

>no activated almonds

It fail miserably. The menu would be different kinds of meals all labeled as za, half the staff would be alcoholics. We would make everything on a low budget and with no real skill.

So, dominos?

Probably some sort of durable paper with legible text on it

t. triggered new yawka

'go 'za
activated almonds
emu meatballs
party cheese salad
'cha
Trump steaks

'go 'za

>fast food
>'go style 'za
>milk steak well done with jelly beans
>tendies
>activated almonds
>sriracha
>undercooked pulled pork shredded with claws
>craft beer

I hate lazy cunts that don't print a $ sign.
It's $9.00 not 9.

>38 replies
>27 posters
>11 posts containing 'go

man it's so hilarious this meme i laugh ever time so funny

I think it's supposed to look "classy" or something, but it looks childish and unprofessional. Same goes for the lack of capitalization and the text being centered instead of flush left or justified. It's a really ugly and unhelpful way of presenting information, and to a literate person it fights against the way you've trained your brain to absorb and organize information. This "modernist" shit has to go.

I know right? This garbage plagues /cgl/ too.

How would you make a rice and ham crumble, Veeky Forums? Egg as a bonding agent, paprika instead of cinnamon, crisped rice instead of oats? Ham and sticky rice as the filling?

I like when shops write prices up as $2.5 instead of $2.50 for some reason. The 0 is useless.

Hamburguers

Pizzas

Beers

Sandwiches

Sides and pickings.

Been this way for at least 6 years. I remember it being fun before but no idea how long ago that was.

That menu is from a menu generator designed to take the piss out of pretentious restraints and bistros

I'll have a free-range booze please