Just did my tax return today and I am getting $2200 refunded to me. What should I invest it?

Just did my tax return today and I am getting $2200 refunded to me. What should I invest it?

Hard mode: no crypto.

Hookers and crack

A high quality noose or the smith and Wesson retirement plan

>pic
A gym membership.

>twitch
>Veeky Forums
a rope

OP is a gaymer

grow up faggot

some healthy food
go to Veeky Forums no point in crypto gains if you die in 10y

crypto

Cryptos.

Silver

donate it all to some faggot on twitch.

Toilet paper is a solid investment

how the fuck are you getting 2200 back? is that just luck or what?

Whatever you want.

But this year. change your witholdings. Don't withold anything. Put the money that you would have witheld (doing it my head says roughly 40-$50 a week), and put that as a deduction from your credit into cuckbase. Put into whatever crypto you want.

Next year instead of a $2,200, you'll get $200,000.

This works for any of you wagecucks out there. Witholdings are for retards in this market.

but what happens if the coins tank? then how would you pay your taxes?

shouldnt be getting that much. should get as close to 0 as you can, getting 300 back this year. dont give the govt an interest free loan. unless you dont know how to save

He was too retarded to adjust the withholding on his W4.

PAy them 200 000

he may be a student, they get 2500 tax credit with 1000 refundable, i'm getting 2500 myself this year

a proper diet

In Military getting 2k same

C'mon, anons, you know I'm not gonna do any of that.

I didn't earn a lot last year and also student loan interest. Truth is is correct. You don't want a big refund since you're not supposed to be giving Uncle Sam that much money in the first place.

Yup. Going 0/0 on withholdings from 0/1. Not going to do crypto but I am going to push for more in my IRAs and brokerage account ETFs.

>getting a refund
awww
wat mommies place like

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jesus christ do you eat like that regularly? I love pizza but eating that way every is gonna kill you. I bet you're fucking fat as shit. LCHF / IF way better and more delicious. Also don't drink fucking soda you twat

I'm getting $6870 back this year. 3 Kids, weak job = big refund

god damn you following this shit up with THREE cookies? I got diabeetus just clicking on the pic

good job on the milk though be sure that shits whole milk and organic

i hate this headset i always have these black particles around my ear

Mom's place is good. Rent free, no complaints, and she cooks and cleans for me. Going to be moving out soon though.

It's soy milk. And no, I do not eat like this regularly. Once a week maybe at most.

Same. I want a new PC too, but crypto is making GPUs so goddamned expensive.

Grats, user.

non poverty food

ripple

sell your crypto at a loss and write it off. literally that easy.

Thanks, but that shit is all gone day 1 towards my student loan settlement

some diabetic medication to go with that american lifestyle you are sporting there champ

>fork with pizza

Haven't read the thread but if you ever want to buy a house with a mortgage don't pay off your student loan in lump sums. You'll be borrowing again at a higher rate of interest so safer off just saving the money for a larger deposit.

>no crypto

just give it to your wifes son

An index fund. VTSMX

You should invest in better food so you don'tget a heart attack in your 50's

I have 36 shares in VTI. I might use some of the money to buy more shares. Also have VGT and VFH shares too.

You ever eat chicken on pizza? It's impossible without a fork.

I'm single. No wife.

invest in a screw on vagina for your pencil dick eating za with a plastic fork fat faggot

>w-w-write it off
doesnt work that easy bud, you definitely do not reclaim most the loss.

Hella weed n shit, nignog

You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

>and she cooks for me
evidently not

Nah tonight I treated her and my Dad to pizza.

wtf is all over that pizza

worst bait ive seen in a while

knee pads

>It's soy milk.

Invest in some metal silverware and a few plates you fucking poorfag

Invest in a nutritionist so you can make rational crypto decisions when you don't eat like an obese faggot

I just paid $200 for some crypto-tax-specialist for me
my tax exceeds my earnings by 5k, not even meming
absolute top kek

probably real monitors.

pic related

better headset

What if your plans are to live only to around 50? What's the best way to maintain quality of life while also guaranteeing a heart attack around then?

>soymilk
soyboy detected

xtrabytes

How is that possible? You held for over a year right? Gotta be the trade for trade and you lost a lot.

madmike?

Those cookies make me rage. You're that much of a faggot after eating 3 huge pieces of pizza? Please kill yourself you fat hog.

>Not having T levels so high that you need to constantly drink soy to lower it to stop yourself from going bald.

Replacing that cuck razor shit

>mfw you had withholding and you still owe $17,000