This man critiques your dish and gives it a 2.2/10

This man critiques your dish and gives it a 2.2/10.

What do?

buy new dishes....?

I don't think he's ever had a home cooked meal so I guess I'd blame his lack of knowing what fresh food tastes like.

Boogers and cum

Apologise and invite him over for a pizza delivery and energy drink party.

Pepparoni Dogfarts

Introduce him to the Best Black Dick he'll ever taste

Apologize and invite him over for a good ol' pepperoni goza

>2.2
I don't think he's ever gone lower than 4.x, and that was for some nasty pizza
Reviewbrah is a simple man, surely I can't do that bad

Was everything there, though?

Spit in his autistic rat face

Make sure I give him a > 7.67/10 blowjob as an apology.

I wouldn't want to get on that guy's bad side, that's for sure. I might wind up in an oil barrel at the bottom of the lake.

He does look like he's mafia

This to be honest.
I want to marry review brah!

Ikr. He's such a qt

Shove it up his ass cause that is the only place he likes it.

Tell him to buy a suit that actually fits.

underrated post

Jokes on him, I don't even know how to cook.

That's not the classic 50's style

Kick that nerdbombs ass

Why do weebs have to fag up everything?

I fucking track him down and angrily suck his massive cock.

Joke's on him, I've got worms.

Take solace in the fact that I'm not a NEET in his 20's who spends all his free time wearing his Dad's suits and eating fast food while his parents are at work.

Sug his dig as an apology

>The king of Veeky Forums

Wonder why out of all periods of history he decides to emulate the 19 fucking 50s

They were classy as fuck, and his dad is probably a bit older and his suits date from that period.

I accept it and ask for tips for improvement, that man is obviously an expert

He's been sick recently.
I'm worried.

He got the Tosh cancer? ;_;