I was going to buy a Jenna Haze Fleshlight if btc hit $12500. Looks like that won't be happening anytime soon...

I was going to buy a Jenna Haze Fleshlight if btc hit $12500. Looks like that won't be happening anytime soon. Any TA Fags feel there's a chance?

do you already have a fleshlight or was that gonna be your first one?

how many times can they be reused? how do you clean them?

follow your dreams, user. dont give up

It would have been my first one. Oracle says to shh watch and breath and so I will.

>tfw phimosis dick

Everything from hand to fleshlights feel exactly the fucking same

what is phimosis

>A condition in which tight foreskin can't be pulled back over the head of the penis.
Thank God the Jews invented circumcision.

wouldn’t that be an actual reason to get circumcised

why dont u just fucking get circumcised u stupid idiot

We need to crowdfund OP's fleshlight. This is fucked up. Let him fuck, let him fuck.

if you get a FL make sure you don't twist the cap too hard like I did. I twisted it just a tad bit too hard the very first time thinking it wasn't closed and now there is almost no suction unless I try to hulk-mode my hand over the seem all the way around the entire cap

>phimosis dick
Phimosis is a condition in which the foreskin of the penis cannot be pulled back past the glans.

>he doesn't have slight phimosis so he can choose to pull it back or not
i chose to keep it this way instead of stretching it so as to ensure maximum sensitivity for myself at the cost of cumming quicker

t. every orgasm feels like my first orgasm

Told my dock about it and he called me a selfish lover lol
I've fucked more tan 50 chicks and literally don't give a fuck about if shes pleasured or not lmao

I have the master race dick

can u have sex ??

Yer there is a chance, but we are entering a correction period. So either hold or if you have balls sell then rebuy at a lower price

Yes

>the absolute state of Veeky Forums

They're a pain in the ass and more trouble than they're worth. You need tons of lube and to clean it you rinse it out and air dry it... can be awkward when mom pops by for a surprise visit. Plus it's fucking enormous like you could beat a German Shepherd to death with one. We remodeled my bathroom and I threw it in a junk drawer my wife texted me the other day "can I throw this out" lol yes.. hopefully some hobo finds it and makes his day.

Use Gorilla Tape

T. G/f dropped mine while using it on me watching porn.

What's a foreskin?

The retractable fold of skin encompassing the most nerve-dense tissue in the human male, which naturally covers and protects the head of the penis.