Mmmm I just looove espresso

>Mmmm I just looove espresso
Proceeds to ruin it with milk and maybe a sweetener
>They gobble that shit up

Why do morons and Americans add shit into their espresso?

americans are so dumb.

Italians themselves have cappuccinos for breakfast. It doesn't spoil the espresso. Maybe you just have a bad barista.

This kind of thread needs to be against the rules on Veeky Forums. This board was good once, and it's now dying a very painful death. Maybe nobody cares, but this is the shittiest of shitposts.

"morons" as an attempt to characterize people who put milk in a beverage. Tie in American bashing, and don't even make the thread about espresso in general. This should be an automatic ban.

>He hurt muh feelings

>a 400+ year tradition of putting milk in coffee
>a 17 year old discredits it in one fell swoop of generalisations and fedora tipping.

wowee!

>if you don't like shitposting, you should grow some thicker skin

Don't be a retard, it bumps actual good threads, and all OP wanted to do was try to slander some generalized groups of people

Alright, but then permaban all Joeyposters, Jackposters, that little unemployed go za autist, all shitty shill threads about "x" fast food chain being the best, etc etc.

It will become the slowest of the slow boards but at least you'll be forced to post some real /food & cooking/

>wowee!

I'm stealing this hope you don't mind.
Wowee

I might be okay with this. I still have hope for Veeky Forums

Please, please, please mods - do this!

>implying
The mods use this board as their personal shitpost paradise, the only time rules ever come into play is when they get into a dispute over opinions with someone, at which point they'll ban that person on a minor technicality

But if we banned all shitposters attacking countries there would be no Americans left on the board.

0/10

>It will become the slowest of the slow boards but at least you'll be forced to post some real /food & cooking/

Nah, we'd end up getting bullied just like /po/

>i am an american poster
>i like to shop at walmart
>i put milk in my coffee because otherwise it's too bitter :(

This is you.

Hi passportless American pretending to act the way a foreigner would act. Just for your future role plays, I can't think of any country on earth where milk in coffee isn't fairly common, I think I saw less of that in Japan but even in Japan the vending machine coffee often has milk. It's just the "nice" stuff in restaurants that doesn't.

>mfw I'm an australian living in britain pretending to be a naive american pretending to be a european

Every time.

>I'm australian
Don't worry, we can tell

One can only dream

the longer straight espresso sits, the worse it will taste. adding the milk saves the espresso from going bad

t. barista

All of my this
Make Veeky Forums great again

>they do it for free

I'm a barista in the uk. Espresso is very unpopular over here and lattes and cappuccinos are very popular. Coffee is still fairly new over here and the most popularly drank coffee is instant coffee. Very few people even understand that the milk in a latte shouldn't be 100C like a cup of tea

I'm a batista too lel, It feels like that in America sometimes, I used to work at starbucks, and that shit ruined what could have been a well developed coffee culture


Can I get a triple soy Chai tea latte with three extra pumps of chai, and make that halfcaf I'm trying to watch my weight one this 900 cal drink

Barista*

did you ever get into latte art? pic related, some of mine

Yeah, I'm still learning, but I can do some basic stuff

it's a pretty good skill to have under your belt if you want to keep working in the industry. The fourth wave is coming....

Anyone who wants mods to ban people is part of the problem.

This is a slow board, your precious kefir thread will last plenty long with you bumping it twice a day. The problem is not shitposting its that no one gives a fuck about your kefir thread.

Why are you a whiny little bitch?

>yurocucks

>The problem is not shitposting
>t. shitposter