What's the best low carb things to eat, I'm doing Atkins and wanna die

What's the best low carb things to eat, I'm doing Atkins and wanna die

cottage cheese

Celery

Dick

vodka

Already eat all of those, I need variety

Ibreatheimhungry.com has a lot of good low carb recipes. Also cavemanketo

>I'm doing Atkins

Ground beef.

That shit is expensive these days.

So ground chicken, ground chicken breast, ground pork, and ground turkey are all great and cheap.

Green bell peppers are cheap, green onions are cheap. You can stir fry them.

Cauliflower crust pizza

Chicken hearts. I grill them

Eggs meat nuts and cheese, black beans.

If you can't get creative enough with that just stay fat.

ChicharrĂ³ns/pork rinds are the only acceptable low carb snack.

Wings nigga

Dip those chicharrones in some guacamole and you're on your way to flavortown my dude

Pic related. Also, crab legs nigga

When I was on low carb I ate a lot of meat. As for snacks I ate beef jerky and pork rinds. Hot snacks was shit like wings, hotdog on a stick, bacon. Meals were basically normal shit without carbs. Instead of tacos lettuce wraps, instead of fries rutabega fries, instead of rice withncury nuts. It kinda sucks but you get used to it.

I go to the chinese buffet with Mongolian grill and I put that fucking spic to work making probly 6 or 8 different keto stir fries over the course of an hour and a half.

If you have one in your area and you can resist the buffet then go for it. I tip that poor spic, btw

but you can't eat beans on a paleo diet.

>Atkins

You deserve to die you fucking stupid little girl

You know, if you just got up off your fat ass and led an active lifestyle you could eat whatever the fuck you wanted.

Just a friendly nudge.

Veeky Forums is that way, fuck head >

Sorry you think good healthy food doesn't belong on Veeky Forums friend :^)

dough-less 'cago 'za

crab legs are my preferred snack to get at the cinema, with extra butter from the dispenser if I'm feeling naughty.

>not counting calories
>using meme diets

>Veeky Forums
>eating whatever they want

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>Atkins
>healthy
fuck off

Not arguing but what's unhealthy about it?

>I don't understand it so it just has to be bad for you