Hello everyone, and welcome to Cooking with Papyrus, in today's episode we'll be preparing, well, Spaghetti of course!

Hello everyone, and welcome to Cooking with Papyrus, in today's episode we'll be preparing, well, Spaghetti of course!

To begin we're gonna need a Pot of boiling water and some spaghetti.

Wait a minute, Yesterday's spaghetti is still here.

If you sound like joel from vinesause i'm cool with it.

Oh well, some extra spaghetti can't hurt anyone.

I hate every one of these grainy photo "instructional" cooking threads.

Fucking garbage.

It's always a tremendous shock when the moron has all the photos upright.

Ok, so, we just put some the new spaghetti on top of the old one...

>for diabetics
Oh boy here we go

...then we put the fire to the max

While we wait for the spaghetti to be ready, we'll be making the sauce, first, We'll need to cut some onion.
That will do

We're gonna add some tomatoes too, But I couldn't find any tomatoes, so apples will do!

Oh no

>name myself after an ancient paper and a not so ancient MS font

Once you're done cutting both, put them in the blender

We haven't met but I'm pretty sure I don't like you

stop that

heehee ebic troll thread XDDD

Oh no. Not again.

There we go!
Looking good

SANS! Stop your brother.

I absent myself one week from this board to come back to fucking Papyrus himself making spaghetti.
i'm listening.

>implying he can stop it

It's not instructional, it's social. we're just keeping OP company and they are sharing their life with us for a few precious moments like tears lost in rain
>time to die

Then add some bolognese
(or whatever that red thing on the fridge was)

This looks like cat food. Stop it.

OH GOD WHAT

...

Next we need to add an egg or two!

I'm having a really bad time, please just stop. I don't have the determination

MAKE IT STOP

Oh dear...

...

I guess this is a real...pastastrophe right?
You better eat this shit OP

what the hell is happening in this thread?
this is 2spooky4me

We'll need to add some meat, chicken or beef works, but today we'll be using canned tuna

>Tuna
SOMEONE CALL UNDYNE

Please for the love of everything good at least take off the eggshells i beg you

I give, just fuck my shit up op.

But those contain all the extra proteins!!

This is a good thread

I think whoever eats the spaghetti will regretti.

The only step left is mixing both the pasta and it's sauce!

I'm now emotionally invested in where this is going.

best thread in weeks

you can never have to many canned tuna recipes thnx man

Looks absolutely delicious.

ok, my brother got home before I finished hte spaghetti, give me a moment, I have some explaining to do

im physically uncomfortable someone call the police

YES

Sans please save us

I'm sure it's fine. Try it user!

>noooooo stop contributing

I'm sure there's a cuck/fast food/'go 'za thread you can go hang out in. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's several of them

Dump the boiling water over your head faggot

With the spaghetti finished, we only need to serve and decorate, Sans added some Ketchup to his spaghetti too, I...think that's ok.

Wa la indeed

This thread is not ok on so many levels
Sans betrayed us

Looks super good user. Who wants the first bite?

Shit it's another "ramen noodle sundae" incident.

OH NO

WA LA

He agreed to eat it if I removed the eggshells!

FIRST GOOD DECISION
Madman only has 1 hp, he gunna die.

Rest in Pasta. The spaghetti must have gotten to OP.

what is this "sans" nonsense. is there something I'm missing here?

i want reddit to leave

go back to r/Veeky Forums

Papyrus's brother
He said his brother came

Not anymore.

Hte spaghetti was eaten!

You've made my work a whole lot easier.

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

...

WHAT

RIP sans

How could you eat that

>this whole thread

I genuinely want to make a small pot of apple tuna spaghetti now just to see what the fuck just happened

...

...

no you dont user

Ugh I like undertale but STOP THIS

Please post a webm of you eating this.

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

It would cost like three bucks what do I have to lose

The only thing I don't have is that unidentified red shit from the freezer which looks like strawberry puree or something

I could see making tuna patties and serving them on a bed of garlic spaghetti with applesauce on the side.

But all together all at once? Might as well take that to its logical conclusion and make a apple-tuna-pasta smoothie and chug it.

dignity, self respect, sanity, intestinal lining

>on a mongolian cooking forum
>having dignity

fair point

Toasting in an epic bread.

>u don lik ting u must lik even worse ting!!!!!!

Kill yourself.

>This thread
Pure gold

Oh jesus christ, not again

>this thread

I haven't laughed at a thread since a long time

Someone screencapped this right??

This thread gave me autism.
Neck yourselves underniggers.

underrated underrated post

>Mfw

is that american ketchup

Out of every board on this site I never would of thought Veeky Forums would have the best original meme material.

I am terrified of what unfolded. I felt my intestines explode when OP used apples instead of tomatoes. And the feeling didn't go away as the thread continued.

>this entire thread

>underposting
>original in any way
ok yeah