If pork is from pigs and beef is from cows, and turkey is from turkeys (obviously), then what animal is pepperoni from?

If pork is from pigs and beef is from cows, and turkey is from turkeys (obviously), then what animal is pepperoni from?

IGA

They're from Oni, the demons of Japanese folklore. That is why pepperoni is so red.

Pepperoni, also known as pepperoni sausage, is an American variety of salami, usually made from cured pork and beef mixed together

Took me ten seconds OP

What did he mean by this?

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

probably pic related

Food Lion, ya dingus.

the pepperoni plant.

pepperoni is a vegetable, idiot.

Independent growers association formerly had a grocery chain in canada before it was bought out and merged with safeway

italians

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Americans are retarded
t. an Italian

Italians are retarded

>wahh you're doing food wrong! This isn't like my retarded grandmothers shit-tier cooking

How do they make these strange pig cows you speak of? Gene splicing?

they come from peronis

Pepperoni is actually the nipples of Indians, it's why we're in a pepperoni shortage.

The Indians were originally put in reservations so it was like a farm

Americans really are a cancer upon the Earth.

Pepperoni is harvested from the flesh of the Pepperoni Beast, morons.

made from rare pepes

Or as the locals of it's native pastures, new jersey, call it 'pepperone'

uhh pigs too.

Given that it is American: probably garbage and filler products.

Pepperoni is actually what Americans call "peperoncino", i.e. pepper fruit. American "pepperoni" is a garbage version of salami.

Isn't American just a synonym for garbage in cooking?

American cheese
American hot dogs
American pizza

I heard it used to be made out of horse. Nowadays it's probably pork and beef.

Pepporoni is just juvenile salami meat, like veal is juvenile beef

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It's from a donkey.
It's a donkey's cock, with paprika.

pigeons

Pepperonisaurus, duh.

love me some 'ni on my 'za

It's just the cross section of a special type of large chili pepper.

Same was as Baby Oil.

>Virgin detected

Puppies

Says the puppet country.

>Hot sausage is dumb
Kill yourself you sped.

>being this intimidated by your culinary superior

>being this retarded

fuck you

USA! USA! USA!

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some one call chef ramsy this yank got fucking burned

>cured pork

>fill pigs with antibiotics to the ears
>call them "cured pork"

lol murrika

damn...

I like how all the autists came out to sperg out.
Has the best answer.

How can Americans eat this?
It tastes like spicy and greasy plastic, go eat real salami or other cured meats.