Are you ready for the "microbrew canned coffee" trend?

asians already have a shit ton canned coffee drinks

Canned coffee is pretty popular in parts of Asia already. It was just a matter of time. Sure, if they can make some dank ass canned black coffee I'd buy it.

Lazy American

I'm French.

I'm sorry

I like canned coffee
I'm down

nitro coffee tasted decent.

I would kill for one on a really hot day without guinness on tap.

This thread raises me a philosophical question:
Is being averse to pretentiousness, in itself, pretentious?

What happened to those cans that heated themselves up when you opened them? Over priced and tasted bad but it was a good gimmick.

The roasting company I work for has been experimenting with it and it's great stuff. So yes.

They went away because they were overpriced and tasted bad.

what does that have to do with anything?

I actually am american. the benefit to me of using a keurig is that it saves time. for many people it isn't a wise use of time to grind up their coffee fresh, heat up the water to the proper temperature and make french press coffee. you have to be lazy about some things when you have a job and other important obligations.

Honestly this is such a great idea to make money. I can see all the fucking Hipsters on main street drinking this.

Have you considered the possibility that maybe it's a good idea because it's actually a good drink? Not every trend is inherently bad.

someone probably burnt their dick trying to fuck it or something

I have, yeah. But I don't really care about the taste. As someone who comes from a wealthy family all I really care about it is making more money

>make money for the sake of making money
>making money of a great idea/paying someone to craft a fine product

sometimes socialism doesn't sound too bad

So you waste your valuable time on Veeky Forums? You're already failing.

I really don't think the flavor would be good enough to offset the cost of brewing my own.

It's late and I'm a student. What do you want from me? You think all rich people party daily?

I sometimes think the same thing honestly. My parents come from socialist/communist countries. They tell me, life was difficult, but more simple than it is here. Just know that I don't wish anything ill on you. I can understand your contempt for people who are wealthier than you. But you need to realize that small time millionaires are not the problem. It's the people who have extreme wealth and political power.

meh, I don't hate you for being rich

I just find the idea of propping up a sub par product with advertisement.

I just find it unethical at all levels of money making.

>posting on a mogolian bbq wok reselling board about business ethics

I just think it's kinda pathetic when people make claims about who they are on an anonymous image board. You could be fucking Bill Gates kid or you could be poor as shit. I'll never know and I don't care to. That's what Veeky Forums is for.

That's the fun part about supposed anonymity isn't it?

It is unethical. But that wouldn't stop most people. However, if the consumers enjoy it, it is not necessarily subpar.

don't mind them, just shitposters shitposting shitpostily.

I'm not down with the keurig, I use a moka pot, always have, most machines are just weird to me and for some reason shit always goes wrong when I use them. Keep doing what you do though.

>trips

I wanted a moka pot but my sister ends up buying a french press. wtf?

how do you handle your grind/bean type for your moka pot?

I'm a slut for iced coffee so I'll try them all desu

I noticed that too

top kike

As long as they aren't expensive, that's great. Here in Japan they have canned coffees everywhere.

Yeah a couple breweries near me actually have it on tap along with house made pop. Pretty cool for kids and DD's. The coffee is good.

I wish canned coffee was more popular here.

I don't even care if it's shit coffee in a can, I just want a pick-me-up that's easily available like soda is.

>infused with nitrogen
>picture some guy breathing into the can
>or fanning his hands over the top to infuse it with nitrogen

Canned cold brew coffee is the best thing to happen since canned bread so I welcome our cold brewing overlords.

How the fuck do I invest in this idea?

>he's never had a nitro beer

Son.

>Live in seattle

My nigga. What neighbourhood? If it's in/near Snohomish I might visit that place.

He's just a boy don't tease him

Give some details my dude. Seattle is infested with hipster cafes

>yelp nitro cold brew zipcode
>??????

Yeah, I'd be into that. Stomach issues prevent me from being a pretentious microbrewed beer faggot, so I would leap at this opportunity to fag it up.

isnt that a 90s thing

>Hipsters
>main street

sounds like Vancouver

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Canned coffee has been a thing in Japan for years.

I was wondering when it would hit the US

Yes, at the hipster coffee shop by my college. It's fucking godly. The mouthfeel is so creamy and smooth.

But Starbucks will fuck it up and it'll be bitter diarrhea water with a little fizz on top. Their regular cold brew tastes like cigarettes.

>Redundant yuro

Everything's better in Japan.