Has anyone ever tried losing weight with worms...

Has anyone ever tried losing weight with worms? I'm trying to lose weight but my diet isn't working so I wanted to give it a shot but I don't know what is the best species for weight loss.

Any suggestions?

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I've heard great things about this one diet bar, "South Bronx Paradise"

Try
eating less calories
Eating the same but exercising more

Like tapeworms? What is wrong with you

People don't want to work for results. Most people lack the willpower to change their lifestyle so they can lose weight.

Those things didn't work so I'm trying something new. The definition of insanity is literally doing the same thing and expecting a different result.

No it isn't

Insanity is willingly infesting yourself with parasites

Resign yourself to being your current body weight.

Kill yourself, fatass.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0YQfsyK9ois&feature=youtu.be&t=6m30s
at 630 it shows why you are wrong.

Consuming less 'ries didn't work? Maybe you ate less but kept drinking 10 cans of soda. Unless you were previously gaining weight at an alarming weight, less 'ries = weight loss. Cut out soda 100% and just start cooking your own meals.

What's your current diet consist of?

Whatever you do, don't you fucking dare try to get worms from pork.
Those eat your brain.
Eat raw beef once a week for a couple of months.
Then you're basically on the golden road to unlimited devotion.

Do keto.

tapeworm

I want to stomp your head in.

You didn't do it right.

You are a human diaper.

Woman used to do it and they didnt die. It cant hurt, just do the worm.

Try learning to count first.

please list everything you ate yesterday.

it fucks up your liver and kidneys. of course it works fast and you dont have to do anything.

but by that logic you could start doing heroin.

thats a good idea

Hey OP!
why dont you do heroin

Terrible idea. You might as well use DNP because that will fuck you up just the same.

Nightcrawlers are the kind of worm you want to use.

t. Worm Scientist

Beef tapeworm. Don't do pork tapeworm, which causes cysticercosis.

Same with DNP. I'd rather have a worm inside me though I think. Death by DNP sounds awful.