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Limited edition

thanks niggers

fucking kek, and you have cooking videos. how appropriate

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Question for Sergey: WHERE IS JASON PARSER? DID HE REALLY EAT HIM?

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Get in here marines

will send 10 XRB if you put a big mac on the podium

MARINES
ASSEMBLE

>user delivers
>Interrupts Sergey in the middle of the talk
>Walks to podium, hands him a Big Mac
>Sergey laughs knowingly
>"Bags feeling heavy my friend?"
>Takes a bite out of the Big Mac
>Announces main-net launch date and Tesla partnership
>user faints from the excitement
>Sergey looks down at the phone, livestream still going
>Tosses the big mac onto the camera
>All we see is condiments and hear Sergey's muffled voice during the rest of the show

I have no link but I am considering to buy a little just to integrate myself into this cult. Seems exciting with all the memes and stuff.

i like it

Have you forgotten the shadow fork? Have you forgotten what it means to be a man?

Who is Jason Parser?? You ask me as if you don't know. For you Link is just a shortcut. A way to get rich quick.

But let me tell you what the deal really is. Yeah. You're gonna make it. Jason Parser will see to that.

You'll be putting together clues for the rest of your life. But know this: It's not who Jason Parser is, it's what you want him to be.

Good luck kid

My sides

Rory is apparently at the conference too. Can somebody spot him?

That's it, I am all in.

What's going to make me lol more than anything is the sudden influx of marines realizing that Sergey is a legit social justice warrior

I'm on the same boat. I have 10 percent of my portfolio in it, but only so if Veeky Forums makes it, I can too. I would hate for this place to be literally crawling with brainlet millionaires and I didn't get a piece of the action. I'll hold it forever too, I honestly don't care about the price. If it hits $500, I'll sell some off there. If it hits 0.01, I'll just buy more

typical

>it was on 0.71 a few mins ago
>back to 0.67 in mere seconds
what the fuck?

Just some whales accumulating

sold at the top haha

when the live stream starting?

It already started, you can see him eating lunch. Pretty comfy

Happens to every shitcoin that has a announcement, pumped a few hours before then a slow but agonizing decent to the lows.

It's not wales it anons who understand programming and are going trough the code.

>user faints from the excitement

its not live dumb fuck its a video

Some really disgusting shit you are eating. What is it? Tomato soup with bread?

lmao

YOU

HAVE

BEEN

BAMBOOZLED

follow and subscribe to my twitch nothing to do with chainlink but im gunna stream mordhau when it releases twitch.tv st0uty

Want some fries with that?

Ask sergey what will happen to penalty payments if a node provides invalid data.

Will the penalty payments go to the remaining nodes?
The contract provider?
Lost forever?

Should be dispersed to those involved in the contract to reimburse them for the instability

the contracter obviously. The penalty fees are there as insurance to hold over the node operator's head to stay online or risk paying the fee.

you have to pay a fee to get your link back
holy shit this was in the fucking whitepaper

please don't ask such stupid question

so we have the puerto rican twitter streamer and now this gamer faggot. are they sharing a mind or do we have multiple nerds streaming for us?

Ask if they've figured out the reimbursement structure for node operators

so when does this start exactly?

44 minutes.

I was told by Rory that it is currently planned the penalty fee goes to the contractor.

Was wondering if it has changed sense then. But you dont know what the fuck you are talking about.

OP where is the stream? I can't see the chosen ones beautiful face.

twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965306128761606155

there's a twitter user streaming right now

>twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965306128761606155
thx

They put a scale for him in the middle of the stage? How fucking big is sergey exactly?

...

Yuge

wtf is the orange shirt guy talking about? It seems like he just learned about crypto a few weeks ago.

These fucking boomers are still riding social media buzzwords, who gives a shit?

pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

stream with chat

If you see closely in the stream you can see the ground tumbling in intervals of 3 seconds. That's Sergey shaking the ground as he's stepping towards the conference room.

Awesome dude thx

>wire token

can these fucking idiots get off the stage so fatass jesus can get on and mumble about oracles

Live on periscope @brisketfondue

These idiots are pissing me off, I want my loveable rogue.

>token

Sergey is in, no water tank present. He got kinda chubby tho.

YES

is the twitch stream working for anyone else? not seeing shit, captain

pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

thanks

No mention of chainlink and sergey already stuttering.

Dump commences

pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL

this one is better, better audio and quality.
Also the streamer just ordered multiple big macs

I've seen this slide before.

I think this is EXACTLY the same presentation he gave before

Hahahahahahaha

Easy now big boy

Is there a way to make the chat autoscroll in periscope? new chat appears off screen and you have to click on New Messages to read it. Using the pc version.

Link already dumping hhahaha

Holy fuck this is the first him talk and god damn he sounds like he hasn't left a computer for 10 years.

right? ..... right.... right? ... right.... right... Right... RIGHT GUYS? RIGHTTTTTTT@??!?@?!?@>@

Yep, I've got binance running in another tab. Dumping hard.

I just scroll down until I can't, and once it's on the bottom, it autoscrolls. IDK about u

>t. someone who's never heard a young tech entrepreneur give a presentation
they're all confidence-lacking autists, user

lol he mentioned turning an insurance company iNto a smart contract based enterprise.

WHAT ARE YOU INFERRING SERGAY

Most interesting thing he's said so far is that he believes that smartcontracts could have prevented the 2008 crises.

Man is a fucking visionary.

Don't get me wrong I'm heavily invested in link and will remain so for some time, just amused by his presentation tick. right.. right.. lol

He also said 'that' 4 times in 10 seconds in a sentence.

it's spelled tic you fucking swine

haha predictive text on my phone got me, but yes regardless I am a swine.

This is a great presentation btw.
If anyone is still not watching this I would recommend jumping in

pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

Nothing new that wasn't already said in his prior presentations which can be found on YouTube t b h

THIS WEEKEND.

MAIN NET CONFIRMED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ALPHA IS OUT RELEASED THIS WEEKEND CONFIRMED ON STREAM

Core features all implemented

Think again bruhh

this present weekend, already live!

LMFAO THAT DUMB PAJEET FUCK

Yeah I take it back.