Fucking ban link spammers already, i dont wanna see hundreds of chainlink threads in an hour...

Fucking ban link spammers already, i dont wanna see hundreds of chainlink threads in an hour. They just spamming the board. Fucking delete chainlink threads already.

Unironically this.

Paid shills making this a LINK board.

>tfw they aren't paid

man if you cant spot the difference between paid shill and organic shill you are going to lose a lot of money reading this board.

I bet you bought UFR, huh?

THIS IS A /LINK/ BOARD. FUCK OFF STUPID NOLINKER

mods are fucking with link devs. fucking whores

...

>paid

WE ARE ALL lN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Agreed.

Link me

hahahahah you actually think these deluded pieces of shit are paid LMAO. thats a very optimistic point of view for these dumbfucks, user.

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

Hm, maybe because it’s THE /biz coin. It will never be banned go cry somewhere else.

filters

Salty nolinkers btfo as expected

link is a religion of bagholders. just for filler the threads

don't abuse sminem face in a link fud thread. it's a sin.

i honestly think that this is chainlink spam is sergies way of "marketing". he made millions getting his friends and family to spam this shit for his weak ass ruby app that he didn't even write.
>one github commit
>philosophy degree

>paid
Yea, paid in fucking gains and moon-missions,

This

Who is this small head boy? I've been away for 1 week, and now he is everywhere.