Why can't vegans eat oysters? They're healthy, sustainable, good for the environment...

Why can't vegans eat oysters? They're healthy, sustainable, good for the environment, and I'm assuming most importantly to vegans; they are incapable of feeling pain.

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their immune system is too weak, they wouldn't be able to handle the high microbe levels that raw seafood presents

Vegans can even eat beef. They just choose not to because limiting your choices makes you better than other people. Just ask the Muzzies and Jews.

there's something strange about that oyster that makes me arroused?

because as huge homosexuals they're afraid of pussy or anything that looks like it

This.

Vegans can eat whatever the fuck they want. They just choose not to because they're fucked in the head or gave in to that peer pressure.

That just means there's more for us then.

>I love shoving greasy beef in my mouth and drinking this white liquid that CAME from this phallic organ, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO straight

-Carnists

>its okay to kill if they don't feel it
Most this don't feel a bullet to the head. Coma patients wouldn't feel their murder, either. Nor would anyone you sedate. Or unborn babies. But as long as it tastes good, it's okay to justify murder, huh OP?

>shitty incoharent vegan arguments caused the malnutrition.

makes me feel disgusted really. fucking roasty looking shit

>eating an animal that looks like a blown out roastie after Jamal's had his turn with it one too many times

Be sure to collect those tears in a bucket for us.

Come on you're being overly dramatic, i mean how do you "murder" an oyster? It's basically just a rock with a briny cream filling

Some people just live to anthromorphise everything.

They're afraid to realize that most lifeforms are barely sentient guts with gut-feeding sensors, because it would make THEM less special.

>They just choose not to because they're fucked in the head or gave in to that peer pressure.

I identify as pan-metro-vegan with a penchant for lacto-ovo-piscaterianism and a slab of red meat every other full moon.

I disagree with your generalizations about vegans. We are all individual snow flakes - just like you!

This. So much this. Carnists are such faggots in the same way that harley riders are all faggots.

Its like.. we get it you vape (eat meat). We don't really care.

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>>I love shoving greasy beef in
> my mouth and drinking this white
> liquid that CAME from this phallic
> organ, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO straight
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> -Carnists>phallic organ
>litteraly breast of a cow
vegan logic or lack thereof

>meanwhile in vegan land....

Holy autism, did you just smack your head on your keyboard while making that post?

So vegans are against abortion and euthanasia?

I'm actually pretty sure that the smarter people in the thread were calling you a cock sucking faggot.. and not talking about cows milk.

Fucking autistic faggots shitting up perfectly good carnist hate threads.

>and I'm assuming most importantly to vegans
>anything involving animals or nature

Make no mistake, the most important thing for vegans is letting others know they're vegan

Wow, that's so original that you should kill yourself just for doing something that will never be replicated again in human history

You've literally peaked right here, right now, with that awesome joke

Personally I agree with veganism as a means of reducing the surface population.

I disagree with you for no apperant reason at all.

It's because vegans are incredible faggots and if you were on Veeky Forums for more than an hour it would become extremely obvious.

I bet you thought this would bait loads of people huh

>what are lesbian vegans

>Tits are a phallic organ

gay men who like to wear dresses?

The vegans I know have a more varied diet than pretty much any non vegan I've met. They also are better cooks usually.

That is a nice way of saying "Vegans are so desperate for food that doesn't taste like dirt, that they are constantly searching for new liberal hipsterfoods, and learning new memecooking techniques in the vain hope that one day they don't regret their life choice"

It's more like they try to make the entire meal good instead of focusing on one piece of it (the meat). Hell even when you retards focus on the meat it turns out dry and shitty most of the time. Vegan food is pretty damn good.

While I don't disagree, there's more whining about vegans and veganism on here than there are actual vegans.

>dry and shitty

Confirmed for a butthurt white kid whose parents gave him well done steak with ketchup in his childhood.

Go eat your muslimfoods and jack off about how liberal you are some more.

vegans are scum

vegans are scam

vegans are spam

vegans eat spam

vegans are sham

vegan seat pam

vegans are STEM

vegans arrest em

good.

maybe they'll fuck off forever then.

vegan man no sit on can

dubs confirm
off by two

wala

*lack of dubs fills the air*

That's funny.
Because every vegan I know personally can't cook for shit and subsists entirely on take out as well as ready meals from Trader Joe's and Whole Foods.
Every. Single. One.
And most of the vegans I see online at least try to cook, but are similarly horrible at it (see: thefitveganginger which by "fit" i mean "lolno").

That was actually a good show and I'm not even a faggot. I was surprised by how good it was/they were.

well fuck.

Can i have the name of the show plox

guy looks like my old boss. he was a sous chef. pretty chill fag. wasn't a vegan. would probably be tempted to punch anyone who called him a "carnist" but would settle for telling them to get the fuck out of the store.

exactly

It's three shows, actually, all with interlinked stories/themes. Technically four.

The three are named after degrees on the hardness scale of a human erection: Cucumber, Banana and Tofu. Cucumber and Banana share characters and stories between them, with two or more story arcs occurring concurrently in each programme. Like, while protagonist characters in Banana are dealing with their stories, they're relegated to background characters in Cucumber and their story arcs are only hinted at. And vice-versa.

Cucumber is the "grown up" drama. It deals with a recently split, early middle-age gay couple, midlife crises and themes of rejection, finding home/acceptance and self-disgust.

Banana is the teen/young adult variant, dealing with similar themes as Cucumber as well as others more pertinent to younger people.

Tofu is a docuseries in which the actors of Cucumber/Banana as well as regular people all discuss love, sex, sexuality and shit like that.

The fourth, Screwdriver, was a one-off short. In it, the sister of the protagonist in Cucumber opines about how disgusted she is with sex's easy accessibility today. She discusses a pornographic video she heard kids snickering about that involved a somewhat creative use for a screwdriver.

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

>Vegan Get Triggered, Oyster Edition

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serious question,do vegans eat honey?

No

Except Harley riders aren't anywhere as common as carnists

It's amazing how they manage to brainwash themselves into believing that they're special just because a lot of packaged food at grocery stores says gluten free or some shit

In their minds, there's a powerful conspiracy to deprive them of McDonald's hamburgers and by yelling about icky vegetables they're like a medieval knight

no bee opression and slavory is crule.

its mainly a cholesterol problem and some would like to give the oyster the benefit of the doubt but truthfully an inch of your colon has more sentience as a vegan i have no problem with others eating them and most people vegan or not hate oysters anyways, only someone that liked them before would bother eating them as a vegan and if it keeps them from harming actual sentient beings i say eat em. ostrovegan is a term and there are a few videos on the subject

new vegans might but usually they stop after a few years once realizing that commercial honey causes a mass dying towards the end of the season, it isnt so much cruelty as much as it is wanting to preserve the bees

Neat b8

dis nigga triggered af

>mammary glands
>phallic
>milk
>analogous to semen
you poor malnourished thing, you don't know what you're saying. if you had some protein, omega 3 and b12 in your diet your brain might actually develop

>it's okay to kill plants and their seeds they can't feel it
better switch to photosynthesis by your own logic

THIS

Underrated post.

Do you just not enjoy eating vegetables or something? Are you five?

People who try to argue that eating meat is good for the brain should take a good look at posts such as these.

>Carnist
>implying human beings aren't omnivores

veganism is about eating scientifically verified healthy foods not about protecting the bunny rabbits and raindeers

meat has protein but not other antioxidants and things that protect your body

and when a vegans finds ways to get plant protein in their diet it can work

becoming vegan is like a progression once you decide to become healthy and become red pilled like why WOULDNT i eat my zuchini noodles when number 1 i prefer them to ordinary pasta and i know theyre way better for me

No but they drink almond milk which kills far more bees.

those bees have a field day on those almond fields

its the toxic pesticides from conventional farming which is killing all the bees

youre a farner and you shoot your plant with poison to to get rid of bugs. bees happen to be a bug as well

there ought to be more almond trees in the world..... theyre a fucking fortune with sky rocket demand and limited supply

you should post this in a /k/ hunting thread.

Vegan here

It's because they're gross as fuck.

this looks like pussy
LOL

Vegans BTFO once again.

this is why

lmao what a gay board, the homosexual mods delete posts for no reason.

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Except for how much water is used to create an almond tree...

Looks like my friends moms pussy that I ate for two hours straight.