>get 20 chickens for my backyard because I love eggs Stop liking eggs after 6 months and now i'm stuck with these chickens. >get 5 beehives for my backyad because I love honey Got a lifetime supply after 1 harvest and now i'm stuck with these bees.
Never buy that many chickens unless you're going to dispatch some for eating. You could turn that beehive into some easy cash selling to restaurants who specialize in locally grown food.
Anthony Foster
damn I'm probably going to run into this too. I love so many different breeds but it would get out of hand if I got them all. i'm trying to limit to 10
Josiah Scott
I'm pretty sure he was saying he got attached to the chickens, not the bees.
Leo Scott
>he thinks you need 20 chickens to feed a family of 4.5
Blake Cruz
Regardless, he can still keep the chickens and sell the eggs to some store, or a farm near him that doesn't have eggs He can even sell them to the bakery like this user said along with the honey He can start baking himself, give them to his friends, he can do so much Give them to a soup kitchen or something
John Reyes
this has to be bait
Camden Sullivan
I pay like 8 bucks a pound for local honey cuz it's the only way I get through allergy season. A spoonful of local honey each morning keeps me from having severe hay fever
Christopher Morris
Just poison them so you dont have to watch them die and after that you can eat their meat.
Michael Myers
what's the ideal amount of chickens to have so i dont hate them
Jace Phillips
40-48
Colton Evans
OP, you know eggs also have more uses than you probably think Start making breaded pork or breaded chicken breast Start using eggs on ground beef when making meet loaf and salisbury steak Pancakes, waffles, you name it You can even get into painting with the yolk as a base for the paint
Hunter Carter
Sell eggs and honey friendo.
Get ducks for their eggs as well. you can sell them as gourmet baking eggs.
Brody Brown
>meet loaf
Benjamin Mitchell
I wish I could afford to have some bees.
Nathan Butler
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Gavin Gutierrez
>20 chickens >5 beehives
Why did you get so many? Could you have gotten away with 5 chickens and 1 beehive?
Evan Parker
some people have a problem where they dive into a hobby head first. it's like those guys who buy 5k kitchen knives to learn how to cook
Gabriel Barnes
>he thinks commercial means industrial
Brody Flores
If you're from the midwest you can just fuck them .
What do you mean you've never fucked a chicken? Let me explain to you what chickens are for, Europoor. Chickens are for fucking. That's literally what chickens mean!
If you in any way don't hold the same point of view on this you're factually wrong and know nothing about AMERICA
t. Midwesterners
Elijah Williams
Make the chickens and the bees fight each other to the death.
William Garcia
>not eating the bees or better yet >not gassing them with engine exhaust to sleep them all and then putting a tiny little nylon noose on all of them, attaching them all to the end of a pole, and then bee-jousting people you don't like or just whoever you happen to find Do like, a cat of nine tails but with bees. Become the beeman.
Liam Murphy
>sick of honey literally what
Joseph Miller
kill the chickens, or give me them.
Jordan James
Make mead and pickled eggs to sell.
Justin Brooks
>20 chickens >5 beehives
I think I see your problem
Jordan Myers
>bee whip Good god man
Andrew Baker
Actually kekked. We trying to kill OP? Hahahaha
Grayson Allen
No sense of proportion. Typical American.
Wyatt Morris
>user is a witch
Jace Robinson
You can also use egg as soap
Nathan Ramirez
Don't mix chicken breeds. Sometimes you get lucky and get a Yugoslavia. But usually you end up with a rewanda.
Eli Hill
>mead pickles eggs >mead poached eggs >mead with egg >carbonara with mead
Nolan Allen
What did you do op?
Hudson Allen
This. Also coworkers. They also make for great gifts for the family.
Try breeding bars and selling new hives to farms.
Kevin Powell
>Starting with maximum possible amount you could handle working with
It's called "ramping up"
William Nelson
Try selling it at your local market if you have too much. You might as well nake the most of it if you're stuck with all that shit
Chase Foster
im just going to keep them and sell the eggs. too pussy to give the chickens away
William Ross
Get a rooster. Won't take long until you look forward to wringing their necks. Friendly advice, keep a 2x4 by the back door for when you visit the coop.
Matthew Cook
The Pain should have had this weapon
Jacob Torres
Honey prices are at a historic high you dumb nigger. Even more so if its local home-raised. Take dat shit to a farmers market and make mad bank. Sell it with big chunks of hive still in it that shits meme gold.
As for the eggs who doesn't have a use for lots of eggs? Bake really rich desserts and pastry and sell that shit too. There are plenty of recipes out there that use up to 9 egg yolks and the whites can make a shit ton of meringue macaroons which are also swpl gold.
Owen White
"i love you hilda" "CAWWK CAW CAW CAW"
Ryder Evans
t. Cluckold
Christopher Bailey
Do you live in Austin? Its all these transplants saying that faggot crap.
Carson Wilson
>Sell it with big chunks of hive still in it that shits meme gold.
I've seen tourists pay a premium to eat honey straight from the comb. If OP plays his cards right at the farmers market he'll get paid more for less work.
Colton Gray
>paid more for less work
Any other food memes like this?
Nolan Cox
If he bakes himself how would he sell the meat from himself?
Benjamin Bell
Where in the fuck do you see "sick of honey"? Are you a fucking tard? >Got a lifetime supply after 1 harvest and now i'm stuck with these bees.