Lads, I've got two rump steaks to eat. Anything creative/tasty I can do with them?

Lads, I've got two rump steaks to eat. Anything creative/tasty I can do with them?
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meat isnt good for you

Meat is life

Rump steaks are trash. You shoulda bought Trump steaks instead.

Just have them rare with chips you cunt.

What else would you do with them?

t. rump

Just add Salt & Pepper and cook to your preference.

>lads
I honestly think more women post here than men

hoof and mouth disease

Tenderize them lightly with a mallet. Slice into thin strips, Put them in a marinade overnight. Cook with some taco seasoning. Make some rice, peppers, and black beans and get some tortillas and cilantro .

First you will need to hammer the living shit out of them to tenderize. Then slice in thin strips, marinate in soy/sugar or Italian dressing. Make a salad then cook the strips on low heat until medium rare. Mix in salad

> cilantro
It's fucking coriander you useless seppo cunt.

Yeah well so is like 95% of everything you do every day.

Fucking variety bitch.

Do a pot roast

If you are going to marinate them then you don't have to hammer them that hard. The acids in the marinade will break down a good bit of the binding fibers.

Go play soggy biscuit and be a limey crumpet sucker elsewhere.

>meat isnt good for you
[citation needed]

Every few months there is a E coli outbreak because someone shit in the salad.

>Waitrose

come back when you shop at aldi pleb

you haven't been here long enough

Perhaps. I guess the key is how long to marinate