What're your thoughts on designer water? Pic very related

What're your thoughts on designer water? Pic very related
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get. out.

I wanna hit someone with that bottle

>thoughts on designer water

What makes the water worth 70$?
I read the description and all it talked about was the fucking bottle!!!

I'm a fan of deconstructed water myself.
It's really picking up steam at the water bars here in ol' san-cisco.

You mean 'san 'sco?

People with too much money will always find dumb things to spend it on.

Frisco

Quick heads up, you need two bottles of O2 for every bottle of H2

DONT DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

Other way around, champ.

Even then, it might not matter because hydrogen weighs much less than oxygen, so more of it will fit in the same size bottle.

You're gonna need to breathe most of it, dumbo

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there's a sucker born every minute

>only 27 digits
>50.3 bits of entropy
Typical government employee, more interested in security theater than actual security

Can't bruteforce it easily.

>designer water

conspicuous consumption at its finest

they could always sell that in japan as oni club water

You are buying a expensive bottle with regular water inside of it

They'd buy it too