I have to eat fast food for the next few weeks (don't ask me why) and it's completely fucking disgusting

I have to eat fast food for the next few weeks (don't ask me why) and it's completely fucking disgusting.

what are the healthiest meals & places to pick from?

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Chipotle

what do you mean by you have to?! Is Ronald Mcdonald holding you hostage and spooning you Big Macs in your mouth

why

Go to a grocery store and buy real food instead.

Nobody is forcing you to eat fast food, admit it, you're just a baby who doesn't know any better and was probably left with an allowance while mommy and daddy went out of town.

Chick-Fil-A
Their salads are pretty good.

boston market
chipotle
moes mexican
subway

He probably doesn't have access to a fridge or something
You can still make food without a fridge fatso

Even if that were true, in the worst case scenario there's no reason fast food would be his only option.

If he's going out for every meal anyways he could even just go to the grocery store one every day and buy bread and cold cuts and shit just for that day, and eat better and cheaper than fast food, not to mention most grocery stores have all sorts of pre-made stuff that's far better than fast food.

More than likely it's just a cheap excuse to start a request thread.
A fabricated premise so to say.

fuck guys, I can't go to a grocery store because my face has inflamed with a rash (STI) that the doctor said is going to take 2-3 weeks to heal

I look TERRIBLE, I can't deal.

There's something a lot easier about going through a drive-thru looking like shit than walking through a store.

Probably a result of eating too much fast food.

Post pics.

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You could man the fuck up and buy things in bulk.
One visit to the grocery store shouldn't be too embarrassing, and it can easily last 3 weeks.

kek and you think msg filled fast food will improve your skin?

protip: just go buy groceries. nobody cares how you look or who you are

A. Nobody cares, there's always customers more disgusting and horrifying than you hitting the store every week.

B. Get a box of surgical masks from the pharmacy and some huge sunglasses and deal with it.

Nobody HAS to shove fast food down their gullet for a month.

Fuck off and don't tell me how to deal with this situation, just focus on the OP of this thread you fucking mongoloids.

How about you fuck off and take your garbage request thread with you?
Worthless dick.

SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT

Gladly.

>I'm too lazy to cook but want to maintain some sort of moral high ground so I'll blame illness and shove my face with Veeky Forums-recommended "healthy" fast food

>if you read this you're a faggot
got me

I can heal your face with my dick juice, OP. It's also full of proteins which is healthy fast food

How about some delicious pizza for your disgusting pizza face.

so go to the grocery a town or two away and bring a cooler if youre afraid of running into people you know. you can also go at midnight if you have a 24 hour grocery, it's usually pretty much empty around then, it's when they generally stock the shelves.

What's it matter if it's healthy or not? You obviously didn't have your health in mind when you buried your face in those tainted genitals.

Post your face OP. I bet you look cute. Unless you're a guy. Then you're a fag

I've probably seen that image a few hundred times and I always instinctively look at the label first thing. After that it's the skyline so I can try to figure out where they are.

I'm not sure how that makes you a faggot. What are you supposed to look at? The waiter with the bulge in his pants? Or maybe the mannequin caked in makeup that's propped up with a water glass in front of its face?

eat mcdoubles for the fantastic macros

You can buy anything that doesn't require a fridge/freezer on amazon

buy food there and fast for 2-3 days until it's delivered homo

Thank you, that's actually a really good idea.

Fuck everyone else, kys faggots.

>has an sti all over their face
>calls everyone else faggots

Lol ok. Have fun with that shit all over your face, queer.

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I am a faggot.

Don't you have friends or family who can do your shopping?

Try instacart ( Google it) they deliver groceries to your door in certain locations

>I look TERRIBLE
hahahahaha
OP you're a pussy. Go to the fucking grocery store if you're too much of a prick to enjoy fast food.

My parents moved after I left for college, so when I visit I don't know anybody, basically only go out to the grocery store, and literally give no fucks about what people think about me.

Shit, even where I live now I don't care what soccer moms and grocery baggers think. I use the opportunity to try out ridiculous facial hair and walk around in pajamas.

I'm a self-conscious recluse for the most part, but the grocery store is like a safe-haven; just tell yourself that everyone there is worse than you in some way, and when you look at them it wont be difficult to make yourself believe it.

Try everything. Don't be a fucking snob, there is no good or bad, just flavors. Open your mind, open your mouth, focus on literally just the textures and flavors. Analyse them. Don't like or dislike, there's really no such thing.

Just. Experience.

Just wear a surgical mask when you go out if you're that hideous

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I'm Australian and I stealth fart in that area all the time. Ruining the dining experience of those overpriced venues is one of my greatest pleasures.

...

I'm also not a faggot, I just happen to know how to read, btw.

>Try everything.
>Open your mind, open your mouth, focus on literally just the textures and flavors.
I did that once. Woke up at a furry convention and got gonorrhea.

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No, it's just that everything has a flavor and when you decide you simply don't like something, you miss out on... Anything. Everything. You just have to focus on there being no like or dislike, only experience.

OP?! Furry STI? I'm so sorry.

I know it sucks, but they have a point, OP. Eating nothing but fast food will only make it worse, and take longer to heal. And come back more frequently, if you are part of the unlucky majority that has recurring outbreaks. Try to stay away from peanuts, corn, sugar, coffee, alcohol, and cigarettes. Take lysine, or eat foods high in it, that helps for some people. And of course, get lots of sleep, try to eat healthy and excercise. Good luck.

You can order groceries online and have them delivered.

don't think "meals", think "ingredients"
generally speaking, go to a place where you can tell them to HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE and that has some sort of raw fruit or veg on the menu
a simple example: McD's salads are just fine if yo HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE, while KFC slaw is beyond redemption

kek

Order a Burqa online and wear that

Chipotle, p Terry's, elevation burger, chick FIL a

Just Google fast food with no trans fats, thats the best you can do really, add calorie counting and that should hold you for a few weeks