Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food.
Food Item #3: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich!
Preparation: 7/10(Medium) Get some 2 pieces of bread, a some creamy peanut butter, some jelly, make that and you'll be good! No heating required, as jelly gets very hot and can burn you. Open up your peanut butter and jelly creation, stick your penis in it; and use the bread to fuck it.
Stealth: 5/10 People will hear you. The sound is loud, but not really loud. I suggest doing this when you're home alone. Keep the water running if you want to try this if there's people home, it'll be enough to mask the sound of the food.
Session: 6/10 Fun, but a weird feeling. It felt like I was fucking that Batman villain; Two Face. The peanut butter was creamy and moist, while the jam I used was slick and cold. Worth it! Much better than using your hand.
Orgasm: 6/10 It was better than the marshmallow one, but I didn't almost collapse or anything. It was a good afterglow when I pulled my dick out of the peanut butter.
Cleanup: 3/10 The peanut smell will mask your cum, but it is very hard to clean off. Also it was very hard to clean off my washcloth that I used to clean my dick with, so I just took a shower. Also people were home so I had to stash the used sandwich in a plastic bag, and I hid that. Also if you have a lot of pubic hair it's a pain to clean off. Just take a shower.
Overall experience: 6.5/10 It felt very good, would do this again. Maybe not every day though. I hated cleaning in up, however.
Thanks for reading! Here's the picture. Hope you enjoyed. Suggest what food I fuck next down in the comments.
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Also if you want to see my dick covered in pb&j to prove that I fucked it I'll post another thread on /b/ with the picture.
