Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food. (Reupload with new picture as proof.)
Food Item #3: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches!
Preparation: 7/10 (Medium) Get two pieces of bread and slather some creamy peanut butter and jelly of your choice. Don't microwave this as the jelly will get up quick and burn your manhood. Also each piece of bread onto your dick and fuck it.
Stealth: 4/10 You can get away with this, but only if you are slow and deliberate when fucking the sandwich. The sound f the peanut butter and jelly makes a noise, but it's not too loud. I wouldn't do this if you live with people. The peanut butter will mask your cum scent.
Session: 5/10 The feeling I had when fucking this sandwich was weird. It felt like fucking that Batman Villain Two Face, because there was one side that felt like warm and thick, and another felt cold and slick. I came rather quick, because this felt similar to lotion or lube.
Orgasm: 4/10 Better than using your hand! The orgasm wasn't one that will make your legs shake or anything, but you will feel more euphoric because of the peanut butter. I almost couldn't pull out because of that feeling.
Cleanup: 2/10 This seemed like an easy one in hindsight, but there is some laundry involved. The jelly came off me easy, but the peanut butter stickied to my picky I took a wet washcloth and almost ruined it because peanut butter stained it, so I just threw it in the wash and took a shower. Also had to hide my sandwich. Because people were near.
Overall experience: 6/10 Better than I expected. I suggest trying this if you're alone and horny.
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