I could really go for a bucket of KFC original recipe right now

I could really go for a bucket of KFC original recipe right now.
It's the best chicken by far!

How much do you get paid to advertise for KFC? Is your agency still hiring?

Fuck you, all the KFCs near me closed down.

extra gravy please!

I've only had bad experiences at kfc, one of the worst run companies in the world.

KFC assistant manager here, ama

no I don't know the herbs & spices

u ever sneak a lil gravy for yourself on the side

We get a burger, p&g, and small drink on our breaks, I might have accidentally grabbed one of the plain gravys from the same shelf a couple times.
It's not what it used to be though, we used to make it from fines out the collectors in the oil cookers and top it off with some instant gravy, but now it's all just instant gravy and the fines are just chucked straight out

That's quite generous. How hard would it be to steal a packet of original recipe seasoning to test on potatoes, steak, etc?

Not very, its only counted weekly. I could easily nick a bag if I wanted to

Why has the chicken gotten so greasy recently?
Has the recipe or cooking technique changed?

Why do I feel like shit after eating KFC? Like even if I eat it with brown rice and lots of veggie I still feel like shit.

Chicken quality is usually determined by the cook. If it's really greasy, it's probably not being drained for long enough after it's lifted out of the oil.
It's more likely to happen if it's busy, because the cooks are more likely to be pressured into moving faster, hence less time for the chicken to drain the oil off

Sounds about right. How do you keep the retards in line?

I've worked my way up over the last six years, I've been there longer than almost all the other staff, they have a bit of respect for me

Which country are you in?

not gonna answer my question. You feel guilty about it or something?

I did here, famalam , just forgot to quote
NZ

oh shit my bad

Holy fuck don't tell me they do that in Australia now too

KFC gravy is the shit

They might already and you never noticed, it's pretty similar just a little smoother, instant gravy means less lumps

Isn't this all GMO-made shit?

Popeyes > Church's > KFC

I'm Australian... I love the colonel burger, you guys still have it right? if so I might consider a trip to unzud just for KFC.
also how do you make the gravy?

Cane's >>>>> Popeyes > Church's >>>> KFC


Here's the real list for you.

Yeah, we have it, do you not have it there?
How to make KFC Gravy:
>Fill a metal urn with 5.5L boiling water
>Get packet of instant gravy
>Slowly add instant gravy to urn, stirring with large metal whisk
>Stir the lumps out of it
>Presto, KFC gravy
The old recipe was way more complicated and took 10x as long

>Cane's
I wouldn't know because they don't exist in my state.