You're stuck on an island that only has a lifetime's supply of the world's hottest pepper (pic related) at your...

You're stuck on an island that only has a lifetime's supply of the world's hottest pepper (pic related) at your disposable, warm water, and daily multivitamins. How long do you last?

Capsaicin is a meme

Forever. I bet you could literally transcend space time, and exist within a Schrodinger dimension of existence after consuming 9000 Carolina Reapers bruh.

I'd probably just die of boredom

>being this scared to live
leddit pls go

Not very long. I react very negatively to spice and it completely numbs my tongue.

unless you regularly eat super hot peppers and built up a resistance, its possible that eating enough of these to live off of could kill you either from immediate shock, vomiting and damaged digestive systemm or a capsaican overdose.

You'd never be able to spit on your dick to jerk off because of all the spice. Id kill myself on the 2nd day.

just make an artisan deep dish pepper 'za. wala

but if you're fat enough couldn't you take the time to build up a resistance there?

>capsaican overdoses are real

its basically your body thinking its literally on fire and reacting as sych,

until I drown after becoming exhausted from trying to swim away. or get killed by whatever ocean shit is out there.

rub peppers all over & inside my body, and then I leave humanity behind; we GUCCI@!2

I'd use it to catch fish. So probably until I'm rescued.

it's 2080 fish don't exist

you'd waste away because its almost literally impossible to eat enough of those peppers to actually consume appreciable calories worth of them

Even touching the pepper and touching your dick would be bad. You would basically want to never touch your penis or eyes or et cetera ever

ca n i vape it 420?

ya

sign me, gilligan.

source fagit

>Having to spit on your dick
Literally what, not even cutfags have to do this

capsaicin, the spice found in hot peppers, is a neurotoxin and can absolutely fuck you up, though the amount needed to cause death is absurdly high and the human body passes it incredibly fast. If you manage to inhale it it causes breathing complications which can lead to death.

This is what you're told, but you find there is only one pepper on the island.

It's a very hot pepper.

still no source

water, the main ingredient found in hot peppers, is a neurotoxin and can absolutely fuck you up, though the amount needed to cause death is absurdly high and the human body passes it incredibly fast. If you manage to inhale it it causes breathing complications which can lead to death.

Pepper heat is incredibly variable from pepper to pepper, even on the same branch. Selecting the mildest peppers from each generation and selectively breeding them will allow me to undo the Carolina Reaper and return it to a less horrific fruit, as well as give me a hobby on my island.

With any luck I'll even be able to find other species of pepper on the island and cross breed them for even less heat.

I appreciate the thought you put in to this.