ITT: Words only fatties use

ITT: Words only fatties use
>tasty
>yummy
>eat

I'm pretty sure most people "eat" on a daily basis.

fatty

Diet

>food
>good
>hamburger

>food
>restaurant
>grocery

Fatty foodies

Those poor kids :(

I cringe so hard whenever one of my fat friends (typically female) opens their eyes wide and shout "YUMMY!!" I hate that word now.

friend

"Just a little taste!" "Just a little bite"

What is the non-fat equivalent of "eat"?

As a fat as fuck individual I can attest to using these words daily.

"Arumpf"
"Hurrgh"
"Hmmmpf"
"Call thmmph Firmmmmhuh"
"Not more huuuu stairs"

>comfort food
>snacks

>slow metabolism
>healthy oil

I thought it was strawberry ice cream at first...

>Dangerous
My favorite euphemism to use.

It's the perfect way to tell someone that you *really* like their food (or drink), also letting them know that you have zero intention of consuming more than just a taste. As though that person has gone so above and beyond that you'll get addicted if you have more than a bite... so you don't.

I do. When I'm hungry.

Consume for the sole purpose of nutrition in the missionary position

Why don't you just do it? Why talk about it?

I know this is a foreign concept to you as a forever-alone, basement-dwelling NEET, but sometimes you need to communicate with people around you about the future.