All right, I'm doing this faggy hipster shit for a girl I like

All right, I'm doing this faggy hipster shit for a girl I like.

She likes fudge, and rocky road, but I don't want to make it too chocolatey. I'm gonna change the ball to white chocolate. Any other suggestions to make it lighter?

add water

>I'm doing this faggy hipster shit for a girl I like

kill yourself

Stay mad. I'm gonna get laid.

>participating in ""sex""

>I'll make her ice cream, and then maybe she'll let me touch her pussy!

This thread is about sweets. Get your salty asses out of here.

this board is about food, get your blue pilled ass out of here

>This thread is about sweets. Get your salty asses out of here.

>>>autism

>autism
>buzzword
>sperglord

>faggot
>killyourself
>/endthread

So I'm cooking to get pussy, but cooking is for hipster fags, I'm a real man
lol you insecure closeted faggot

make rocky road cakepops

Why would white chocolate make it lighter? It would just make it more bland and sweeter

Actually adding some nice sea salt would taste great and might cut down the sweetness a little

OP is probably going to dump too much fleur de sel into his chocolate concoction and blame you tricking him into a meme.

>It would just make it more bland and sweeter
>bland
>and sweeter

what is your malfunction

Yeah, adding too much sea salt to chocolate does make mustard gas

chocolate has more flavor depth than just sweet, unlike white chocolate which is just sweet

Wew lad. You're 10 kinds of retarded, son.

dark chocolate maybe? It would be a little less sweet at least, maybe some espresso powder or something?

>inb4 OP doesn't even know what tempering chocolate means

>white chocolate
>lighter

it's cocoa butter and sugar as opposed to cocoa butter, cocoa solids and sugar. how the fuck is that lighter

Ammonia + bleach

It means calming its temperament.

Add salty milk and coins.

don't do this it makes mustard gas

What's faggy and hipster about chocolate?

it's not the substance it's the presentation.

A ball of chocolate? I'm still not following

and you probably never will, but the whole thing of a chocolate dome you melt with a warm sauce to reveal what's inside is tarty and faddish.

It's been done for years by massive companies and small businesses alike. I think it's okay.

>This thread is about sweets.
>lmao im going to get laid

She's going to see how hard you tried to please her and get turned off. You'd only get laid if you spent < 5 minutes preparing some barely edible trash. The more she thinks you care, the less of a chance you have.

yes. most Veeky Forumsfags actually have GFs and Family.

I definitely wouldn't go with white chocolate, use dark instead. You could serve some unsweetened whipped cream on the side to tone it down a bit.

>Any other suggestions to make it lighter?

cum on it

>Implying your girl likes white balls

>She likes fudge, and rocky road

She likes BBC and bulls. Not some cucky, soft faggot who cooks deserts for her.

>I am actually retarded.

>All these salty /r9k/ perma-virgins shitting up the thread

Well at least we know who keeps making the endless fast food and """"""za""""""" threads.

Pack her fudge, but make sure the road isn't rocket if you know what I mean.

>rocky
Autocorrect

Find some way of incorporating fruit (citrus? berries?) into that chocoball or on to the plate - the acid of the fruit will cut through the richness of the chocolate.