Hey cu/ck/s, I'm feeling hungry. What ingredient should I put in my pan first?

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What ingredient should I add next?

Add cooked macaroni and cheese? Might take a while.

Banana sauce.

Broccoli

Chicken..

Macaroni!

lime juice

Closest thing I have is lettuce

Ranch and pepper

Dark beer.

Lemon juice!

grind up some ham and sprinkle it on

500ml of water

Looks like one of Jack's recipies.

Tomatoes!

Ranch and pepper!

Cooked macaroni dude now you have to add water and boil.
If you have more sauce, add it.

Stop wasting, you know what nevermind you fucked it up, get out of here I hated you the moment you said "lemon juice."

what is that in amerifat units?

More sauce!

18 fl oz I think without converter.

one more ingredient and i'll eat this puppy

OK now 1.5 cups of water, lid and simmer for 8 mins.
Fucking make it edible at least man.

Melt some cheese on that shit

Needs anchovies.

Nails

It's literally uncooked and inedible. Cold cheese will not help.
Not sure why I have to prod this guy to cook pasta before eating it.

tea spoons

stock

Here's the friggin water

ruined

Do not worry, water boils off

You will not be disappointed. See you in a couple minutes when it's edible.
inb4 it's good

it's only water

Here we go...

VA la!

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All it needs is a sprinkle of chiffonade parsley

maybe a drizzle of good olive oil

So was it edible? Taste good?

I did not expect this to be edible, let alone taste this fantastic!

Dude, it's basically pasta with canned pasta sauce...

I knew it would taste good but the lemon juice and lettuce added doubt.
Good job. At least it wasn't crunchy.

and ranch, cheez-its, lemon juice, and lettuce

we need a name for it

None of which really conflict with the tomato sauce in any way.

bacon fat or duck fat

Veeky Forums stew is all that comes to mind, but we need a better name

Bud light.

youre a tad late to the party

Pasta a la cuck

>cu/ck/s
Your face.

lol thats pretty good

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perfect

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I can't help but think he wasn't lying and this actually tasted fine.

Someone should do this again, but try to gather a big list of ingredients to put into a crockpot.

I would but it would straight up cost $15 unless i already had all this shit.

honestly, it did. theres nothing in there that would taste bad together, so why wouldn't it?

10/10 thread.

lolz it looks like canned ravioli

Autist Chow

ITT: reddit fags

This is the most wa la shit I've seen in a while besides webm threads taken over by Jackposting.

Still had a good chuckle.

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Half a stick of butter. Everything good starts from there.

Add a dog

i thought you weren't supposed to put acids like tomatoes or lime juice in a cast iron pan?

just wash your pan afterwards. cast iron pans are HARD to fuck up, contrary to what pussies will tell you. just be nice to it and cook fat in it a lot and you'd have to try to ever damage it.

Cu/ck/y chow

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