My brother is a dumbass

my brother just got out of the hospital 2-3 weeks ago for diverticulitis and has a colostomy bag for the next six months....i been seeing if his food habits would change but he still eats like complete shit.....pizza, chocolate cookies, tv dinners, taco bell, processed meat....he doesnt even take a break from smoking cigrits, pot and drinking

he couldnt eat an apple to save his life.....LITERALLY

he is also going deaf because he loves to drive around in his huge dodge ram blasting country music and now i can hear his fucking tv playing stupid brain dead shows like family guy from across the house.

how does someone at 34 years old become so fucking stupid and dense

im 26 years old watching a 34 year old man child slowly dying

dont be like my brother people

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dont be like my brother people.....if you eat a lot of fast food now is the time to stop unless if you want a poop bag on your stomach in the future

He's pretty thin looking for a fast food junkie as you say he is.

I think you just maybe wanted to post a shit filled bag on the food board.

>LITERALLY shitposting

>he couldnt eat an apple to save his life.....LITERALLY

you can eat nothing but fast food and lose weight, conversely you can eat nothing but fruits and vegetables and gain weight. It's a matter of quantity, it's just that fast food is way more energy dense than regular fruits and vegetables so all other things being equal it's way more common to gain weight on a fast food diet.

I could eat a couple big macs every day and lose weight because my caloric maintenance is fairly high. 100% big mac diet probably not too healthy though even if I ended up pretty skinny.

>he couldnt eat an apple to save his life
You know how much sugar is in an apple?

I want to lick his shitbag, he's hot.

>mfw I have that kind of diet

Show him r9k. He'd fit right now.

A lot of people think they're invincible until something really bad happens.

You are 26 and yet you type like a dumbass. Reduce your ellipses and learn to spell correctly. Guess you and your brother aren't so different after all.

So far the most pretentious post ive seen today, but it is only 6:30am

Op, why dont you get a job and get out of your parents house. clearly the apples fell close together

>It is 6:30 AM everywhere on the planet.

American education

dude im 34 with a crappy diet too. and im way fatter than this bag crapper, and i hate loud country music and famly guy, man life sucks huh lmao :D

If thats the way you want to interpret that sentence

>Reduce your ellipses

those aren't ellipses
ellipses have 3 dots

those are dottie-dot-dots in OP's post

Euros hold ameri-centrism in higher regard than amerifats do, neat.

>cigrits
Hey Bubs

Conditions like these are (sometimes) barely effected by diet.

I have Ulcerative Colitis and have to AVOID fruits and veg due to the high dietary fiber when I flare.

Why don't you stop being so judgemental and educate yourself

Cool blog post. What's this have to do with food and cooking?

Its about eating bad food and cookin' up trouble

>when I flare.

are you a big guy?

I am Canadian, bud.

>Canadian, bud.

dude!
weed!
LMAO!

*unsheathes axe and pour maple syrup all over my body *

Sorry, you picked the wrong lumberjack to mess with, eh.

*use snowshoes to teleports behind you*

Sorry, nothing personal, buddy.

*make you a poutine and giant to you*

Giant bear hug*

>be canadian
>cut my leg off lumberjacking
>have to wait 4 years in hospital to get it fixed

>Be american
>get shot

burger pls

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Hm, have him try fresh fruit smoothies

the idea of poop coming out of your body through anything but your anus is very disturbing to me

Yeah, I like how he posts about his bro on Veeky Forums mocking him instead of being supportive.

Maybe his bad health habits are reinforced by a lack of support from his family

You like that?
WTF??

Sarcasm...

CRAWWWWWWWLINGGGG INNNNN MYYYY SKINNNNN

>26 and i live with my brother

whew

Do you know the skin on those things are loaded with toxins?

Don't you at least rinse the damn thing before eating it?

>he is also going deaf because he loves to drive around in his huge dodge ram blasting country music
Lmao, if this is true your brother is an genuine retardo

Ur broth sounds cool fag