Jealous, flyovers?

>merican lobster
>not canadiand east coast
fuck outta here
west coast dungeness crab is superior to lobster in nearly every way though

Where is your dungeness crab roll from McDonalds?

Get fucked flyovers

>mcdonalds
no thanks, i'd like to get fresh seafood you disgusting excuse for a human being

>live 30~ minutes away from harbour where canadian east coast lobster comes in
>Can buy it directly off the docks

Actually feels pretty good, man.

why would I be jealous of ordering seafood at mcdonald's? that's fucking abhorrent.

>thinking people would actually be jealous of fake crab meat on a bun

You've never cooked in your life, have you?

The fuck am I even seeing?

Reformed lobster meat in a sugary bun.

>Fake crab meat

Okay, apart from a) It's lobster b) It isn't fake.

That doesn't make it good, but it does make you wrong.

>It isn't fake.
Of course not. The venerable culinary establishment McDonalds would never use subpar ingredients.

You...you realise that's a de-shelled claw right there, yeah? Or are you now going to claim that McDonalds goes to the trouble or shaping their fake lobster into fake claw shapes just to trick you?

Do you have any idea how cheap lobster actually is, on the open market? (The McLobster is actually $1 more expensive than last year because of the rise in prices)

>tfw living in Seattle and can't get good east coast lobster

I guess the salmon and crab is pretty good but I feel like I'm missing out.

Holy fuck I didn't know Mac's is serving their own 'go 'za now, really must be catching on this year.

>having more than one kind of liquor
>not being an alcoholic who exclusively drinks vodka
>2016 even