I have a sam's club rotisserie chicken

I have a sam's club rotisserie chicken

What should i do with it

Eat it.

shred up make quesadilla

...

have one quarter of it for dinner right now. Tomorrow pull the meat off of the breast, chop it up and make it into chicken salad. The day after that pull the meat off of the thigh, leave it long and pulled, toss it with some BBQ sauce and have that with some cole slaw. ON the final day, take what remains, remove from bone, chop fine. simmer in some white gravy with vegetables and make Pot Pie, or chicken ala king if you're planning to follow it with a single bullet later.

Bread it and fry it to make homemade KFC.

1600 calories eat that bitch as is

Eat it, use whatever is left over for a stock.

someone told me that it is illegal to shop at sam's club if your not a member/ is this true?

?

Yes my cousin was arrested for it

You having a giggle?

If you can get in without showing your club card then it makes no difference. You could honestly walk next to somebody showing their card and go in.

>someone told me that it is illegal to shop at sam's club if your not a member/ is this true?

They have people at the doors but they are just greeters, i imagine you have to swipe a card to buy shit

I go there for the the pizza and 89 cent drinks

It's a members only thing, so they'd try to stop you and then maybe call police if you trespass anyways

HOWEVER

They can't stop you from buying their cheap bulk liquor. There are laws preventing them from stopping you from buying booze. I think the same goes for their cigarettes.

Fun fact, when I worked at Costco, I learned that the cigarettes had the closest profit margin of anything else in the entire warehouse: a whole one cent.

No they are not greeters, my mom regularly forgets her card and they won't let her in the store until she goes and picks up a temp pass. They also check your club id at the register again

They dont check at my sams club, where you from mate? Murrieta, ca here

Richmond, VA. Costco and Sam's Club are good about it here

what would be the point? Dont you give the cashier your card like in costco? Fuck you gonna do then?

put it in your plain ramen noodles.

what state is that in? i'm pretty sure liquor laws vary by state.

California

shred and make chicken burritos, tacos, tostadas, nachos, etc.

Get blackout drunk and David Hasselhoff that shit. You'll wake up to a chicken carcass on the floor and have no idea who ate it.

take the meat off and use it in something else.

those chickens are always dry as shit and bland.

they're a cheap way to get chicken protein. since you aren't paying for the labor and packaging of individually wrapped chicken parts.

give it to that foodfucker that was posting here last week

Chicken salad, chicken soup, chicken tacos, chicken casserole, chicken and rice, chicken broth or stock. Or just eat it straight out of the package.

I don't get it.

>Sam's rotisserie chicken
Buy it after 6 or 7 PM. they sell it at a reduced price, dirt cheap.

Food for the whole week.

I work at a sams club, I have never seen them reduce the price of the chicken, they literally have a whole flat bed worths of the chicken and throw it away.

that's pretty fucked

It's obscene how much food is wasted by supermarkets. Not just out of date stuff, but anything that's taking up room. Whole boxes of unopened, nonperishable food gets thrown into the dumpster when we do a trash run every night. Same with any prepared foods they sell at delis, giant vats of hot food gets thrown away every day since no one except old people ever buy it. It's pretty fucked, they can't even give it away to homeless people because they'll become dependent and start hanging around the store, and they're technically liable if a hobo fakes a reaction to the unsold food.

Kek

>I have a sam's club rotisserie chicken
This was literally my job 9 years ago.

Just eat it, or shred it and throw it in some broth with noodles and freeze it for soup later.

The price was never reduced.

Shred the whole chicken, mix with greek yogurt, slice apples and grapes, squeeze lemon juice, serve in pita or on toast

tl;dr protein chicken salad

This. Worked at one for 8 years and they always just threw them away.

If it's cold weather chicken noodle soup.

If it's hot weather rice and tapatio sauce.

I thought costco didnt make any profit on the things they sell, its just memberships

shovel it up your ass

well, they could mark up products, but those profits could be offset by the cost of the lease, paying employees, utilities, etc. maybe they balance their prices vs costs such that overall profit amounts to what they make from memberships. I'm sure they don't sell all their stuff at the exact price they buy it for tho.

This

Rotisserie meat is the fucking bomb when it comes to chicken soup

I used to make these deli chickens. I would throw it in the trash. Its probably got aids.

I make big fat chicken quesadillas with them on a well used cast iron skillet. mama mia.

yeah, it's pretty much a fascist organization at this point. i tried to get in recently, but the security people kept pushing me out because I wasn't a member. I fucking hate that elitist jew sam. fuck.

Yes, in America you are required by law to drive in your gas monster to Sams Club (aka Wal Mart) between your part time jobs at two other Wal Marts.

If you ped, it is illegal and you will be arrested for vagrancy. If you ride a bike, it is illegal and you will be arrested for vagrancy. Gas guzzling monster is required. Living within walking distance does not justify criminal behavior. You drive, or you get arrested, criminal scum.

If you have only one part time job, you can't afford to buy the legally subscription from the government-mandated but otherwise completely unregulated privatized health care company, and NIH special agents will arrest you and throw you in debtors prison.

Not shopping at Sams Club (aka Wal Mart) using official company scrip is a quick trip to debtors prison as well. Don't you dare ask for higher wages, this is socialism. If the Walton Family can't open another 20 billion dollar trust fund with Mossack Fonseca for their 234th great grandchild, someone in that family might have to work and it would be the downfall of American values!