Stupid gf wants half of my eth. Help?

>date for 3 yeas
>canada, so she has a shot
>says she wants half of my fucking money
what do i do anons? i'm fucking scared.

put it all in Monero, delete all reference to your ETH account, deny everything.

i mean... its canada. Its her turn, give her all of your shit white man, its the law.

did you guys live together? idk the rules for that stuff but if you weren't married I don't see how she has any rights

if she goes after you just transfer it to a monero physical wallet and say "I traded it back in and lost it all, woops"

then curbstomp the fucking roastie whore

LARP detected, but these are always fun anyway

what a fuck is this larp? is test?

nice larp

>imagine having an IQ low enough to believe this is convincing bait

this

This

Stop making these bullshit threads
Sage

One of the gayer larps posted in biz. And that's saying a lot.

Donate it to the gay niggers association of America

stupid larp
crypto is unregulated, no chance in hell.

Lol never mind that was actually pretty funny

>Rodney
>mark
>ethermernium
Lmao

this is a larp, an obvious one at that, but yeah put it all in monero and then just deny everything and play ignorant and claim you have nothing

Fpbp. Also nice dubs in id and post, checked

cut your dick off, duct tape it in your mouth larper

larp or not, I chuckled

Just give her half of your ethermerium, don't be a prick. Women are equal get over it.

Send to me and I hold for you only charge 10%

what the fuck is this braindead bait

Fork ETH or and call it ethermerium. Mine for a few days and then give her half.

not a larp. she's just stupid as fuck and we call each other jeff ironically when we're pissed at each other

larp. if not, common law isn't the same Canada wide

why user?

>Rodney
>Jeff

kys larpfag. This same shit got posted a couple of months ago. Like the legit same "screenshot" you posted. So ghey of you.

Shush, Rodney-Jeff just got cucked by mark. Be nice.

it's a relationship thing.
i'm getting useful advice from people who aren't faggots. ty tho

tell her you lost it all on etherflip io oops nothing i could do. Better sue the site. Hide it all in mondero.

show some other jeff messages

>Veeky Forums
>useful advice
Want to know how i know youre a faggot, OP?

Kys daggot

This. But also kill your girlfriend's pets if she has any and then run to America so this never happens again

>pretending to be a cuck for advise from strangers
nice.

>we call each other jeff ironically when we're pissed at each other
Lmao, what is this weak larp shit

Lol

Call Bog. He can take care of her

>rodney
>jeff
>ethermieumiemer

You must also be mentally handicapped if you dated that kind of chick for 3 years and didn't flee at the probable countless red flags. Like the others said, exchange your ETH for an [undisclosed amount] of Monero.

Ethermereum you say?

who cares if its a larp faggots its an important thinking exercise
then again this is Veeky Forums

not a larp dude. have you ever been in a relationship?

pay a pajeet to make an erc20 called ethermerium and give her that

Dude. This.

Holy fucking shit I almost kek'd the household awake.

this seems like a solid idea

My bad this is even worse then a LARP. Just sound like a little bitch

everything on this site is a LARP until proven otherwise how new r u

Wtf does Veeky Forums have to do with your fake ass gf story. Get some fucking friends dude

>ethermerium
Cut your losses. Give her all your ethermerium but keep your ether

>see you in court
never actually means they're going to sue you

plus, as a leaf, it's much much harder to start a civil lawsuit in canada and I guarantee no lawyer in their right mind would take her case even if she was for some reason incredibly persistent about trying to sue you (women aren't)

Why the fuck would she be entitled to YOUR money if you weren't even married?

why do these larp threads keep appearing? this shit deserves an instaban

>ethermium
nice bait but im not biting

>He doesn't know about palimony

This would be hilarious

send it to me, i'll send it back to you after the bitch loses in court

AHAHAAHHAA

canadian here. guess you live in a shitty province. most provinces, common law doesn't have property rights.whats yours is yours unless you split on it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANONS. Can you do that IDN homoglyph thing for the name of an ERC-20 token?

this is reassuring. thanks user

>pay a pajeet
nigga, he can just make his own in like, 15 minutes. It's easy as fuck

What a fat piece of shit

this

>telling a FEMALE about crypto
>telling anyone about crypto
>telling a FEMALE about anything important
>dating a FEMALE
>not just quickly pump and dumping FEMALES before they have enough time to ruin you
you fucked up bro

jesus christ LOOK AT THE FUCKING TEXT YOU MASSIVE FAGGOTS DOES ANY 2018 IPHONE HAVE THAT FUCKED FONT?

This is what all you /r9k/ incel virgins are longing for. Give up on whores and focus on yourself.

>implying Veeky Forums has a shred of intelligence
Just watch and laugh

replying to this thread because everyone else is too
this meme is older than chainlink

Did you share bank accounts or buy property together? Did you live together? From Google it seems 3 years is too short especially if you didn't live like a married couple - sharing bank accounts, etc.

i have been living with my girlfriend and chad and now she wants to live with jamal. chad is going to take 50% of our things and he is transfering all our bitcoins
to his personal wallet how do i stop him?

i'm so tired of these threads, they were funny at first now they just reek of desperation

no, none of that

Memorise key or hide it in hidden location. Delete all other copy's if key. If it goes to court and she wins tell the judge you would rare die than give her might go to prison but you will be a libertarian hero and it's the only moral and honourable thing to do, go full John Galt on this fucked up system. Likely won't get that far Hough, break up with her now, she's obviously to fucking stupid for you,

shut up you little bitch that raccoon is cooler than you faggot

B8 the names r bs

Laws differ by province. Have you been living together?

rodney is my name. i said earlier we call each other jeff ironically when we're angry with each other

Holy shit this

If this is not a larp, it doesn't matter what ether that bitch wants, no lawyer can touch shit of yours on the blockchain, so good luck to the stupid bitch.

i feel like that isnt true

if it's not true, it's not a fucking crypto . . .

>giving women your real name ever
>not having a second personality
bro

Fucking genius. Do this OP

This gave me a "Short burst of air coming out my nose "Giggle""

Based

Just do it in WAVES.
You can create any token you want in WAVES without even coding anything.
Many ICOs use this, like Wagerr, because you can have your ICO's token created within minutes. Also many scammers use this too.

Larp

lol this shit again. popped up earlier in the year and also back in 2017.

you are a faggot. keep doing it.

I recognize those legs from another thread you avatarfag

Keep posting delicious legs

wat?

Palimony suckA

Kek

This. Or just tell her you lost your private key, you dumbshit

If she goes to the court without a lawyer and if your country allows you to go to court without lawyer, just represent yourself. It's a lot of hassle but enjoy watching her suffer paying the legal fees without getting anything in return. Deny everything, hide your wallets, buy XMR, whatever.